Why some people should NOT be on Facebook!

I'm on Facebook!

Make no mistake: this wasn't intended.  I point-and-laugh at Twit, Twitter or whatever, and Facebook even worse because you have to do that thing of having friends, and I missed that bit out and long ago opted for the School of Rudeness instead, so I have no friends - and that is therefore why Facebook is idiotic.  I have spoken.

But yes, I am on Facebook.

And so far, I have managed to make a complete and utter MESS of it! 

Firstly, MsBarrows kindly pointed out to me that I didn't actually need to post to EVERYONE.  Everyone?  I thought 'everyone' just meant everyone who was attached as friend or what-not.  Apparently not, so I apologise to Presidents, Royalty, Popes and Wil Wright (and anyone else happening to also be on Facebook) for my typo-centric posts about awful and hideous high-flush toilets.  What an idiot!  Thank goodness my mother isn't on Facebook is all I can say.  She's not is she?

Secondly, I can't stop making an ass of myself.  I submitted two posts this morning in response to another post I'd made, but now that original post is not there so my two new posts are totally out of context.  Hanging there like the conversation-stoppers I manage to throw at people in Real-Life.  The post I was replying to appears to be several weeks ago now.

Thirdly, I seem to have a growing number of pages that I'm failing to manage.  High-Flush Toilets left me a comment somehow, but in trying to deal with that the FB account known as High Flush Toilets has since disappeared.  I therefore even manage to offend my own creations.  I really should keep away.  I have three more pages including a "Cyclonesue" page glaring at me.  I simply look away and move along now.

And finally, typos!  I can make all sorts of idiotic typos when tired, but my even my most wakeful physical state is disregarded by Facebook as my keyboard rattles out utter garbage in comments I cannot return to edit several times.  So not only do I look like a complete idiot to the masses on Facebook, but an illiterate one!  All I need is for my employer to search me out and I'm doomed for sure.