Make someone Worse-Than-You today
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Blogpost added Sep 12, 2011, read 409 times
It's been a while - a LONG while!
I hate gardening. I mean I REALLY hate gardening. If I lived in an apartment, my upstairs neighbours would by now be complaining about my weeds blocking their window daylight. However, no-one lives above me to complain and I don't have to look at it. It's not MY problem if my neighbours find it fruitful to glare at my urban rainforest, but it IS my problem that everyone else has Posh Gardens, because they only do this to make me the Worst Neighbour. They are trying to make me Worse Than Them.
So I've made this deluxe gardening set. It's designed purely to make someone else's garden look worse than yours. When someone is Worse Than You, you will feel fulfilled, you will sleep easily, you will be fantastic-looking, intelligent and very rich, so make someone Worse Than You today by crushing their prize geraniums with a nasty old cement mixer. To be published next week.
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On Sep 12, 2011 sinful_aussie wrote:
Can i hire a hunky gardener instead??
On Sep 12, 2011 Cyclonesue wrote:
That's cheating! But as the hunky gardener would only be working for you, then that makes EVERYONE ELSE Worse-Than-You. Great result!
On Sep 12, 2011 McMediaMichi wrote:
I hate gardening also. You set awesome
On Sep 12, 2011 Mangio wrote:
Sue, you make such awesome sets
I'm a terrible gardener, too. 
On Sep 12, 2011 riccinumbers wrote:
I like Gardening...Oh well.....(I find it amusing NOT to agree with CSue)
On Sep 12, 2011 Cyclonesue wrote:
Good, then you can garden MY mess of a yard then!
On Sep 12, 2011 riccinumbers wrote:
As long as YOU hold the trashbag...but then you like that sort of thing...don't you?
On Sep 12, 2011 Degera wrote:
holding the trashbag or wearing it? *runs and hides*
On Sep 12, 2011 Cyclonesue wrote:
And what's wring with wearing a trash-bag? Cheap and i don't ever have to worry about what to wear for any occasion or keep asking "does my butt look big in this?"
On Sep 13, 2011 sinful_aussie wrote:
I have pretty purple trash bags at the moment, you can have one if ya want :P
On Sep 13, 2011 fredbrenny wrote:
Reminds me of the Quote of the century: 'The chief enemy of creativity is "good taste"'. Pablo Picasso
I LOVE this... just LOVE it 
On Sep 14, 2011 francien wrote:
Ohhh I love gardening I have green thumbssssssss but my garden is not poshy at all, it's a jungle here!! and I LOVE it heheheh even like your ugly discusting gardenobjects
I have the perfect corner out for all of them, make a special space 
Not in my backyardjungle..I keep that as it is because it would disturbe all the crazy animals who found they're way do you hear them sigh? they are happy with my green lush garden filled with a stream ferns lots of bamboo and bushes, while my neighbors are sighning like Grrrrrrrrrrr when are you gone chop down your ugly treessss..uhh I put your trashing things in my frontyard where everyone can see them, so they don't have the guts to ring the doorbel..btw I love the bricks and sand..gone think now how to use them when they are in my game! thank you for having such a special taste LOL 
On Sep 18, 2011 fabrizioammollo wrote:
LOL! That's brilliant!