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Great! What the heck is this?

Great! What the heck is this? Ah MAN?! It's a flaming bag of poo!! Ewegh...it smells! Ahh...it's awful! Gotta (ew) get this dang fire out! Man that stinks! I am seriously going to knock somebody's head off for this! Get this the heck out of my yard! I can't believe it! NASTY! Just want I wanted to come home to! Oh...this is just...great... This just adds to the whole evening off work...I would ask what else can go wrong, but I am afraid to. Here's the what else! I just had to ask. Where the heck are all these bugs coming from? I just sat this t.v. dinner down not even two seconds ago! NASTY! Back to square one for dinner. On second thought...I don't think I am hungary anymore. I will try to get an exterminater out here. What a joke. People in this town are so paranoid it's hard to get anyone to come out here for anything. Well, here goes nuthin'! Hello? Pest control? Yeah, this is Sux Tobeyou. I need an exterminater. Yes...I have bugs here. That would be why I called you. No. I don't know where they came from. I went in the bathroom because my bathtub sprung a leak and when I came back out there were bugs everywhere. I don't need a plumber. I need pest control! That would be why I called YOU! I can fix my bathtub myself! Yes, I live next to the cemetary...Yes, I have seen a ghost. So? What does this have to do with my bug problem? I see. You wont come out here either...uh huh.... Do you realize how riduculus this is? It's just an old graveyard! You don't care. Uh..yeah...I see...Great NOT doing bussiness with you, you jerk! What ever! I just can't get over how paranoid this town is! It's just a spooky old graveyard. I just don't understand why everyone is so afraid of it. Note to self...never admit you've seen a ghost here. I guess it's going to have to be up to me to get rid of these stupid bugs. I had better read up on this bug thing. Maybe I can figure out how to do this myself. Nope, that's not it... Weird bugs...Weird bug appearances...here we go! If bugs suddenly appear in your house...you may have a big problem! (Gee, you think?) Your house may be haunted. Be aware of sudden appearences of bugs or other strange phenominom or movements of objects that you are not near. Be ready for flying objects as they may hit you in the head. (OUCH!) You may want to do research on your house before you buy it (Great..now they tell me.) and find out all you can about it's history or the history of the land your house is on. If you already bought the house and you are having problems with ghosts, bugs or poltergeist call a priest or better advise yet....RUN. LEAVE NOW!! I can't leave! It's MY house. I mean I know it's not the greatest house in the world..but it's MINE. Besides that, if someone smarter than me comes along..I will never be able to get rid of it, or even get back the simolieans that I put into it! There has GOT to be a way for me to beat this and save my house! I think I will walk up to town and see if anyone has any advice for me. Someone has got to know something! I'll try the bakery, it's still open. Maybe someone in there will have some advice. Holy cow! Look whos comin' in here....It's that guy with the HOUSE. DUDE!!! Man you still reak of Skunk! Oh, don't talk to ME! Go away...go away...go away.... Oh MAN! I hope he doesn't come over here to my register. I don't want to wait on him! I kind of feel sorry for the guy, but their ain't no way I am talking to HIM. That guy has got a curse on him like you wouldn't believe. I don't want any part of it! OH MY GOSH!!! You're that GUY! The one with the house! Yeah, that is me. Look, I need some help with it. Do you have any ideas? There are some weird things going on there. Can you think of anyone or anything that could help me? Hum...well...no. I can't. No one that is smart will go near that place, or that graveyard. To be honest, the whole town thinks you are cursed just by living there. Dude...you should move...before it's to late. Just cut your loses and go, before It kills you, like it did Harry and Sally Meet. Here...don't look now, but Sarah and George Gooding just walked in. They lived in your house once too. They did? Cool! Maybe they will have some advice for me! The only advice they will give you is the same that I am giving you. LEAVE that place. NOW. Before it's to late! It was less than 6 months ago that Sarah and George lived there in your house. They moved here from another city, just like you did. Just a young couple starting out, trying to make it on their own. Young couple? They must have done pretty good there...they're pretty old. I am sure they have advice for me. Especially if they lived there that long. No Sux. They are not old. That's just it. She's only 22 and he's just 25! They lived there less than a month and this is what that place did to them! WHAT? That is crazy. You are crazy just like the rest of this town! You really had me going there for a second! No..what she says is true! I met them when they first moved here. George and I carpooled to work together. Everyday, when I would drop him off, Sarah would be out in the yard crying about something else that had happend. Her biggest complaint was all the bugs and flies. No matter what she did to get rid of them, there were always more a few minutes later. Ew...bugs...GROSS I am beginning to think I was right about this whole town being certifiably insane! You all are nuts! I wish it wasn't all true, but it is. I wish now that I had believed Sarah in the begining. We wouldn't look the way we do now. Just so many strange things that I just figured were coincidents. Things going bump in the night, the weird fogs and noises from the graveyard. Some nights it sounded like someone was screaming bloody murder out there, but there was never anyone there. Not that we could see, anyways. Sometimes, I felt like the place was trying to kill me, that the graveyard wanted me there, but not to visit. To be there forever. I tried so hard to tell George that something wasn't right there in that house. But I wouldn't listen to her. Oh God! Why didn't I just listen to her? I mean look at her! My beautiful Sarah...she's so old and fragile now. And look at me...not much better off. You HAVE to get out of that house, before it does to you what it did to us, or even worse, the Meets. It killed them you know. That house killed them! Just like it tried to kill us! Surely this can't be true! But it must be! I mean...listening to their stories..and all the things that have happened to me... What should I do?

Sux Tobeyou's New House, Part 4

Mar 16, 2008 by Karie
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    38 Comment(s) posted so far

    On Mar 16, 2008 Meganmac92 wrote:

    He Should run!

    On Mar 16, 2008 bethsimbabe wrote:

    \:o he should definately run!!!

    On Mar 16, 2008 captainlicious wrote:

    He must get out of there!!!

    On Mar 16, 2008 saffron1 wrote:

    \:puke\: lol tht vedio realy blew me away it was porpa crapp!

    On Mar 16, 2008 Roxyy wrote:

    run...FAST!

    On Mar 16, 2008 Kandylover523 wrote:

    he has to RUN!!! lol\:o

    On Mar 16, 2008 Elena. wrote:

    WAY TO GO KARIE! Now YOU made it to the front page! It was time, your story is a blast...wait Sux isn't having a blast in his new house... \:rolleyes: he should definetely run. You have a great imagination \:P

    On Mar 16, 2008 Elena. wrote:

    Forgot to rate, there \:D

    On Mar 16, 2008 LaurieR wrote:

    Wow!! Front page!!!! I am so proud of you! Just a little mind you.\;\) A minisite AND a front page story!! You've been busy.\:D Now, where's the rest!?\:wub\:

    On Mar 16, 2008 cariadbach wrote:

    \:\) I don't know how I missed these stories , never mind have made up for lost time and had a good old laugh reading them all together. If he runs that will be the end of the story so poor Sux will have to stay and ride out the storm\:D Congrats making front page\:\)

    On Mar 16, 2008 kissme87 wrote:

    Run \:D

    On Mar 16, 2008 OCIKITTEN wrote:

    Leave\:D

    On Mar 16, 2008 angel01taylor wrote:

    \:rah\: Thats a good story. he should leave and not look back\:D

    On Mar 16, 2008 smelly.sims wrote:

    That is one ugly looking guy....lol. Great job! \:\)

    On Mar 16, 2008 indibabs wrote:

    some days are just like this lol. cute story. great way of telling it! i enjoyed your photos!

    barbara

    On Mar 16, 2008 jadespacemonkey wrote:

    The beginnining was totally hilarious....I can't wait to see what will happened next...\;\)

    On Mar 16, 2008 Mytort wrote:

    I love this story.This a great idea for a story.I wouldnt have thought of that.Love your grveyard 2!!!\:rah\: \:P

    On Mar 16, 2008 _R_i_C_H_ wrote:

    He should run,this is so scary I shouldnt be reading it at night lol \:rah\: 5.0!

    On Mar 16, 2008 qasert wrote:

    \:D

    On Mar 16, 2008 Izzyy5 wrote:

    OMG WHY WON'T HE LISTEN? RUN BOY, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEFORE THEY KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\:ph34r\: \:ph34r\: \:ph34r\: \:ph34r\:

    On Mar 16, 2008 primavera77 wrote:

    nice\:\)

    On Mar 16, 2008 wrote:

    U SHOULD MOVE TO A NEW HOUSE OMG THEY GOING TO KILL U RUN \:o

    On Mar 16, 2008 wrote:

    OY RUN

    On Mar 17, 2008 simelodi wrote:

    awesome! he shud TTLY RUNNN!\:wub\:

    On Mar 17, 2008 simelodi wrote:

    oop forgot to rate\:o

    On Mar 17, 2008 Srecana wrote:

    run run run! \:o

    On Mar 17, 2008 aaaaaaac wrote:

    \:\) \:rah\:

    On Mar 17, 2008 hiedibear75 wrote:

    I'm with everyone else......RUN!!! Get while the getting is good.\:eek\: Cool chapter. \:ph34r\: I liked it.\:rah\:

    On Mar 17, 2008 _R_i_C_H_ wrote:

    Actually I wouldnt be so scared but when I was reading it on TV was a dramatic, spooky song so the mood got all silent and freaky that i jus yelled gimme some chocolate and switch the program! to my sister so everything was good after, and i had good dreams \:D

    On Mar 17, 2008 wrote:

    Run a way! \:P Cool story.\:cool\: \;\)

    On Mar 17, 2008 twinkletoe wrote:

    Loved all the insider puns\:D Gotta go check out the rest of these.LOL

    On Mar 17, 2008 *vedma* wrote:

    I love this story, it's so scary and suspenseful. He should stay \:D. When will be next chapter?

    On Mar 17, 2008 varrnas wrote:

    this is cute! lol I am curious to see what he will do.....

    On Mar 28, 2008 wrote:

    WOW, reading the comments below made me realise it was featured on the front page! CONGRATS! \:wub\: \:wub\: I pity Sux, but he deserves it because he won't go away, he just won't go away \:D I wonder what's with those old people !

    On Mar 28, 2008 wrote:

    oops forgot to rate \:P 5.0 from me

    On Apr 3, 2008 cinderellimouse wrote:

    STAY!!! Don't let those sourpuss spirits boss you around!!! Find out what they want!!! or maybe the whole town is conspiring against him? Maybe there's something buried under the house that they want so they're trying to scare him off!!! Stick to your guns Sux!!! \:D \:D \:D

    On Apr 11, 2008 civetinja wrote:

    Thanks for sharing !\:\)

    On Jun 11, 2008 wrote:

    he should run

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