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After my 15th bath of the day, I hope that I didn't still stink from that stupid skunk...

After my 15th bath of the day, I hope that I didn't still stink from that stupid skunk... My fingers and toes are so prunie...the wrinkels have wrinkels! I have taken so many baths that my box of Mr. Bubble's is starting to cringe everytime I come in for another one! Even though I just got out of the tub, I decided to check out my new pool. I have a feeling that someone drowned in this pool (I've seen it in my dreams). I made sure that I have the latest and safest pool equipment. I don't want to drown! Nope....nevermind...I just don't feel comfortable here yet. Maybe another day, after I've made a friend or two here. Safety in numbers, they say. Who were these people? What happened to them? I wonder if I build a high fence, if I would feel more comfortable here? Something high enough to block the view of this creepy graveyard. Agh! The skunk smell is back again. I think I am going to have to go get tomato juice and bath in it. Gross. Hello? Yes, Taxi? Great. I need a cab right away please. I need to get to the grocery store. My address is 13 Sleepy Hollow Way... What do you mean "Am I out of my mind?". Yes, I live here. What? You won't pick me up? Why not? You wont come near the Haunted Graveyard? You say I am out of my mind? I don't live IN the grave yard just next to it. Look, Dude...I need to get to the grocery store. What? You'll pick me up 6 blocks away from my house? Unless I pay you triple? Are you nuts? This is just unbelievable. Fine...What ever. Look, just forget it. I'll walk. OH MY GOSH, HOW IRRITATING!!! How can someone be such an idiot? I've got to go because otherwise this smell is never going to go away! I hope the rest of the town isn't like that taxi cab guy. Ugh. Great. I just get in town and I am already stinking everyone out. I've got to find the grocery store. How humiliating! I am really making a great first impression here. "Ah, you must be Mr. Sux Tobeyou, right? It's very nice to meet you. I am Armando."

"Oh, wow, thanks. It's nice to meet you too."

"Please, do not take offence to what I say, but you smell like skunk"

"Yeah, stupid skunk sprayed me this morning and I just can't get rid of the smell. I have taken 15 baths today and it still wont go away."

"If you do not mind my saying, my chef is a genious. He's got this secret formula for getting rid of skunk spray, if you would like to try it. I am sure you would be more comfortable if you do."

Geeze, was that ever a big hint! "Great! I would love to try it. Thanks!" Armando handed me a sponge and a bar of red soap and sent me to his private bathroom, so i could try it all out. I know I was offending his sense of smell, and that of his customers too. He all but said that I was! Hopefully, this will do the trick! Oh please work, oh please work!! Wow, this guy's already having problems on that lot he bought. I am sure the skunk is only the beginings of his problems. I sure hope his stink doesn't interfere with my business today. I sure hope Chef's secret formula works too. It usually does..but this guy is jinxed. I am sure of it. Wow! I think that stuff worked! All these people standing around me don't seem to smell me anymore! Awesome! It was great to be able to smell my pork chops and taste them without "Essence de la Skunk" interfering. After walking home again, I decided since I don't smell like skunk anymore, it was time to try looking for a job. There is an opening as a security guard...maybe I can do that? Well, at least the carpool guy showed up and didn't make me walk 6 blocks to meet him for a ride...yet. Sheesh. I hope this new job works out for me. Wish me luck! Hey uh, I know we just met and all, but really, can you get out here a little faster next time. No offence, but I'd rather be in the middle of a shoot out than hang out here waiting for you. Your place is CREEPY!

Great, it starts already. Later, upon returning home.. "I don't suppose you want to come in and hang out for a while, do you?"

"Thanks, Sux, but no offence...I won't hang out at your house if you paid me a million bucks. It's to creepy. I've heard all kinds of weird things about this place." Well, fine. Be that way. See ya tomorrow. Dear Mom and Dad, boy were you guys right about me buying this place. I wish I had listened to you. Most of the people here at Jagged Rock seem to be pretty nice, until they hear where I live. The taxi service actually wanted to meet me six blocks away from my house! Can you believe that? I guess I haven't told you the worst of it yet. All my neighbors they told me I had? Well, they are all dead. My neigbors all reside at the cemetary, right at the back of my house. To make matters worse (yeah, it gets worse), there are two graves on my lot. I think the people who lived here before had some things go horribly wrong. I would leave and come back home, but Mom turned my room into a sewing room and I have no where else to go. I am hanging in here, and gonna try my best to make things work until I can find a new place. I love you guys! I am getting tired of playing video games all day long. It's just not any fun not making any friends. As soon as all the guys and girls at work find out where I live, they back off and become very unfriendly. Something about a jinx. Give me a break. I've just enough time to eat dinner before I have to walk to work. Yes. Walk. The carpool wont pick me up now. I think half of the guys at work would love for me just to be on street patrol. They hardly want to even have me ride in the car with them! I don't understand what they are afraid of. They all act as if I live in a haunted house or something. I haven't seen a thing! I never thought that I would meet such superstitious people! It amazes me at how people can be so fearfull of something they've never seen. I mean, these people here have it so bad, that they claim that there are wolves with glowing eyes that can turn you into a werewolf. Whats next? Vampires? Zombies? Oh brother! You know, all this talk about graveyards, ghosts, vampires and werewolves is starting to get to me. I am so glad that I am almost AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Great Ceasars... Ghost!!! AHHHHHHH It's a gh...gho...gggg.... GHOST!!!! Oh...Lord! My heart...it's thundering like it's going to jump out of my chest and run away all by itself! Ohhhhh.....please don't kill me, please don't kill me!! ahhh...phew...she's gone! I didn't just see that... I know I didn't. I am just tired...that's what it is! Yeah...that's it. That's it...I'm just working to hard! I'll just go to sleep, and I will wake up and this will all be a bad dream. No ghosts! I know it! After I woke up, I realized I forgot to take out my left overs. I know that I had been imagining things when I saw that ghost, but still I was hesatant to go outside again, in the dark. I just had to get rid of those rotten flies though. So many flies! I wonder why? I really need to not listen to everyone at work and in town. I think their stories are starting to get to me!

Sux Tobeyou's New House Part II

Nov 27, 2007 by Karie
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    10 Comment(s) posted so far

    On Nov 27, 2007 Elena. wrote:

    GREAT CHAPTER !! I love this story, love it love it love it! \:wub\: \:wub\: Still he could use some happiness in his life after all that is happening around him.He should fall in love - the best thing ever \:P What's up with those flies? Don't hurt Sux, he is already confused enough, lol!

    On Nov 27, 2007 wrote:

    GO GIRL! I love his name \:D and sometimes I feel sorry for him and all that situation \:eek\: but he should have dug further before buyin that house \:o Maybe the sun will shine for him and he'll have a happy ending, we will see. I loved the ghost scare!

    On Nov 27, 2007 snickers90 wrote:

    great dog\:D really scary

    On Nov 27, 2007 lilashannah wrote:

    Love it.you've got the touch.the only problem with this chapter was it was WAY to short!Can't wait till the next one.\:rah\:

    On Nov 28, 2007 hiedibear75 wrote:

    That was a very funny twist you put in there about his stink and the skunk from last time. If he can't see evidence of the supernatural on his lot, I have a pair of glasses for him..........mine(they're HUGE Coke bottle glasses).\:P Love the story. \:wub\: Hope we get to see more.\:rah\: You had me chuckling.\:\)

    On Nov 28, 2007 OpheliaNival wrote:

    I like your writing a lot, very light and humourous! I feel so bad for this bloke... Funny story though, very funny indeed! \:D

    On Nov 29, 2007 huggy451 wrote:

    I loved your story , really looking forward to the next part to see what other spooky things happen \:rah\:

    On Dec 1, 2007 LaurieR wrote:

    Poor, poor sim. His life is a never ending nightmare. Please.. continue. I am curious to see what other torture you will inflict on him. Did I mention you ALWAYS give me a hard time for doing the same thing? Just thought I would remind you.\:D

    On Feb 2, 2008 MinnieMinPin wrote:

    \:D \:D \:D I just realized I never read the other 2 chapters! Too funny! This poor fella has the worst luck!

    On Mar 17, 2008 twinkletoe wrote:

    LOL This is great!!!!!!!!!

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