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My name is Billy Hill and I moved here to Oasis Flats. It is a new community and there ain't much here. This is my story.

My friend Hiedibear75 made this challenge a while back. He is a no cheat sim. He can have no more than 2 neat points. He can't go to work or send a pet to work. The only way he is allowed to earn money is with fishing, farming or rebuilding junk cars. He has to earn enough money to buy a home worth $100,000. When he achieves this goal, he needs to marry and have 2 separate pregnancies, can get a job and fulfill his lifetime want.

My name is Billy Hill and I moved here to Oasis Flats. It is a new community and there ain't much here. This is my story.

My friend Hiedibear75 made this challenge a while back. He is a no cheat sim. He can have no more than 2 neat points. He can't go to work or send a pet to work. The only way he is allowed to earn money is with fishing, farming or rebuilding junk cars. He has to earn enough money to buy a home worth $100,000. When he achieves this goal, he needs to marry and have 2 separate pregnancies, can get a job and fulfill his lifetime want. I bought this land and built this home. It took almost all my money. I feel a decent home is worth some expense. This is my backyard. I am hoping to add some trees and plants. I may put in a garden as well. For now, I can enjoy fishing in my pond. There isn't anything as wonderful as a great day fishing. This here's my bed. I live alone so there's no need for one of those fancy beds made for two. Ahhhhhhh.......... the john. One of man's best friends. I ain't building no fancy shower either. This here will do for now. I just don't want to stink too bad. This here's my sofa. I don't feel the need for a bigger one. It ain't as though I got me a wife and a bunch of youngun's runnin' round. This here's my fridge. It works and it will do for now. I need to find me a job so I can get me a bigger one. I need room for all my fish. There ain't no jobs here. Dang it. I guess for now I will live on my fish. I can sell im' fer money. Nope. No jobs. Least no job I can do. I'm tuckered from all that building and fishing. Think I'll retire for now. A good nights sleep will do me good. I went hiking and found myself in a big ol' patch of poison ivy!! This is when a woman would be handy. I need someone to reach those itchy's! Dang it. I gotta be more careful. I live in the middle of nowhere. That's how I like it. Solitude and quiet for good fishin'. I caught me one!! Guess who's eatin' fish for dinner!! Yep! You're a mighty big one!! Feel great in my gut! I bought me one of them phones. I figured even I have to talk to someone once in a while. This here cat showed up outside my house. I call him Noodle. We made friends but he done ran off. I have no idea if he'll be back. I went out and found me a bigger fridge. I got a counter and a trash can too. I need to get me one of those stoves soon. Hot dogs on my new grill will work fer now. Nothing wrong with a good hot dog. Dang blasted dog!! Digging up them holes my yard. I need a fence. Dang FISH!!! This here's supposed to be fun. I'm glad no one else is 'round. How embarrassing! I bought me one of those stoves, another counter, and a sink. Now, I can fix up my fish. That there store owner said I should get one of these. Claims the fire department will come a runnin' if you start a fire! Could be useful. Went hikin' this mornin' and found me this. I put him next to my BBQ. Kind of an ugly lookin' thing but I found it! The stupid shower broke today!! I HATE plumbing! That's why I didn't put in those fancy showers. I didn't want all that extra work. Dang it! WATER!!! I hate that dang moppin'. This is woman's work. I need to find me a suitable female. Someone who won't mind all this dang cleanin'. I went to the junkyard and found this beauty. No. It's not ugly. Don't even say it. I see potential. This is going to make me some big bucks when I'm done. I bought me some of them books. I need to learn about that mechanical stuff so I can sell that car. Make it look decent and sell it for a tidy profit! Course it has to work too. Why would someone want to do that? I haven't made me no enemies. Heck. I hardly talk to anyone. Irritating is what it is. This just makes me see why I like being alone. Course if I had a woman and some younguns' they could clean this mess up. That cat Noodle came back. I decided to adopt him. I bet if I give him food he'll stick around. Someone to talk to that can't back talk me. Gotta teach that dang cat to stay off my counters! This week has been a disaster! I swear if one more dang thing breaks........ Arrrgh! I knew I could make this look nice. I sold it and spent some of that money on another junker and some nicer furnishings. I got me a table and some chairs. If I want a decent woman, I need a decent home. I bought me one of them bigger sofas. More room for visitin'. I got me TV!!! Oh yeah! Now, I can sit back and watch my favorite shows! I got me a new fancy bigger bed. I figure if I find a woman, she'll need somewhere to sleep. I suppose someday I'll have to go out and meet some people. Noodle has a bed of his own. He makes a right fine companion. If you don't have a woman that is. Today I met a young lady. We got along well but she is too young for me. She is heading to University soon. Perhaps when she's through gettin' her education........ maybe. Dang it! The shower broke again! I'm gettin me a fancy new one. Maybe it won't break all the time. Today Noodle died! It was horrible! My poor kitty! I am all torn up. My little companion is gone. I made a spot for Noodle to rest. He deserved a nice place. Noodle was a wonderful friend. Noodle has already come to haunt me. What did I do wrong? Poor, poor, kitty. I guess I ate me too much of that fine fish. I'm gonna have to lose this here spare tire. That pretty little red head ain't gonna want me like this! I went on one of them hikes again. When will I learn? BEES!!!! The BEES are attacking!!!! Run! I wasn't fast enough. I really need to shed this here spare tire. It ain't fair I tell ya'. A man shouldn't be attacked by nature at every turn! OUCH!!! OW!!! DANG THAT STINGS!!!!! SOMEONE HELP!!! Why did I move to the middle of nowhere? Maybe a few neighbors would be ok. Ok, maybe one. MAYBE. I heard somewheres that this here green stuff will make you younger. I wonder if it really works. Well, here goes nothing! Chug it on down! I am feeling a mite strange. Electrified! I feel as though I am actually glowing. That was great!!! I'll have to drink up some more of that stuff!!!! Some strange woman called me on the phone and we got to talking. She called me a second time and we was friends! She gave me this here TV set! Now, this here is a TV for a man! I called my girl, Lark Lawrence, and found out she graduated from University. She's a right smart woman. I invited her over and she was thrilled to see me! She didn't even mind my spare tire! There is something different about her though. Her outfit is kinda strange and she sparkles! I took her out to this right fine restaurant. I was hopin' they had good eats. We sat down and I figured what the heck! I'll have lobster. She wanted the plain ole fried chicken. She is a piece o' work! She ain't ugly a'tall! I got me a right fine catch! We toasted to our future happiness! I can't wait to have enough money to marry her. I gotta snatch her up before some other handsome feller does. We kissed right there in that restaurant. We didn't even mind people watching. She knocked my socks off! I could kiss her all day long. She had other ideas though. We went outside and had us some woo hoo right there in my car! WOW! I was in heaven. We kissed goodbye and ended our date. I will definitely ask her on more dates. I have met my mate. She brought me them flowers to say thanks for the good time. Wasn't that sweet? I knew she was a good woman. She'll a great momma to my younguns'. She also got me this awesome pinball machine! What kind of woman would do that fer her man? A wonderful one! That's who. BURGLAR!!!! The cop showed up just in time! That dang burglar stole my pinball machine and my TV. Doesn't she know better? She should leave a man's tele alone! HA! Handcuffs! How do you like that you dang she-devil?! Stupid insurance company only gave me enough money to buy this here TV. It ain't as nice as my other one..... but it will do. I bought me a burglar alarm for my garage. I don't want some she-devil to come back and steal my junker. That's how I earn my money! I also bought one for my house! Keep my poor TV safe. I decided I have a right fine woman and I should make an effort to be a right fine man. I bought me one o' these exercise machines. Man, I'm exhausted! Look at me!!! I am a right fine lookin' man! No more spare tire! I am buff! That is what they call it right? Lark stopped by to bring me another gift after a date. What in the heck is she doing sittin' on a dang broom? Is that thing floatin'?! Oh well, I'm not gonna worry 'bout it. Look what she left me this time!!!!! I don't feel so bad 'bout my pinball machine now! What will happen next I wonder?

The Life Of A Country Boy Chapter 1

Sep 22, 2008 by LaurieR
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    11 Comment(s) posted so far

    On Sep 23, 2008 wrote:

    Very nice beginning\:D \:D \:D

    On Sep 23, 2008 candy820 wrote:

    Great story. Waiting for the next chapter.\:D

    On Sep 23, 2008 Little Cloud wrote:

    I like it!!!! \:rah\: \:rah\: \:rah\:

    On Sep 24, 2008 whitmartinez wrote:

    \:D This story was great I don't think I've found a sim story this good and funny before. Can't wait for the next chapter.

    On Sep 24, 2008 blackbutterflys wrote:

    \:rah\:

    On Sep 24, 2008 skyblue7377 wrote:

    Just brilliant...I cant wait for more

    On Sep 24, 2008 wwechick38 wrote:

    i love this beginning, and i love the screenshots \:\) \:wub\:

    On Sep 24, 2008 wrote:

    that was great and i hope to see the next part soon if it is already made
    \:rah\:

    On Sep 26, 2008 hiedibear75 wrote:

    That's some life for a county boy. \;\) \:D About time you got around to writing another story. \:P LOL \:cool\: (I'm allowed to tease her about taking a 19 mo. writing hiatus......I'M her friend and SIM-fest partner \:cool\: )

    On Sep 28, 2008 Karie wrote:

    Ah'sa ain't so sure about that a ruttin' goin' on in the car. Woo Hoo out in public just ain't decent! Seems to me that the youngin', Lark, otter think twice a'fore a marryian that boy Billy. Seems to me too, that with all that carrying's on that thems a doin' in that there car, is gonna make fer a shotgun marriage, I tell you what! Where the heck was that old heifer, Miss Crumplebottom with all that tomfoolery goin' on? Ain't decent, Ah tell ya, just ain't decent! So, when's the next part to this here tail? Y'all gotta get busy an work on it 'sted of hangin' out at Children's Hospital all the dang time. I'ma beginnin' to think y'all like it there or sumpthin'. \:P \:rah\: (look on the bright side. At least I didn't SING my compliments on your story! I love you?)

    On Nov 12, 2008 denishaclay wrote:

    \:rah\: This was really good I loved the backgrounds and the hairstyles of the sims..good plot good story line

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