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In my madness, I've decided to run a Strangetown Asylum. This is our overseer, Jessica Williams. A knowlegde sim with the LTW of becoming a Criminal Mastermind. The way things are going, I doubt she'll ever be free....

In my madness, I've decided to run a Strangetown Asylum. This is our overseer, Jessica Williams. A knowlegde sim with the LTW of becoming a Criminal Mastermind. The way things are going, I doubt she'll ever be free.... Welcome to the Strangetown Asylum. Please leave all personal belonging at reception including your jobs and the inability to think for yourselves.. Kristen and Erin are first into look around the place. I think that's Peter Parkerson bringing up the rear. Jason Davison, most of the girls seem to like him. Ajay Loner. Poor guy, heading straight for the easel, hoping to make some money. Not in the house five seconds and already Kristen has the hots for someone. Jason Davison from the icon. Erin beat Kristen to a pillow fight with Jason... Everyoe wants to be round him for some reason. " Keep those cold fish hands away from me!!"
She should have listened to her inner voice and been nicer. Ajay working hard. The first of many accidents.... That's the trouble when they drink coffee all day and there's only one toilet. Strange how Ajay doesn't mind Kristen watching him? Lazlo's just as bad! is this a new spectator sport? The sisters try to bond, while Erin calls for blood. Nervous tries a new power... To walk through walls. Lola, she don't care. But Erin isn't too keen on it! Whatever Lola does? Kristen will too. " Look greenie! Stay out of my face! Okay!?" This one of your relatives Lola, or are you just waiting for the bathroom? Guess who's fighting? The first one in the house so far! You guessed it.... Erin seems happy.
" Told you Greenie... Stay out of my face!" Another first of many... I lost track during this day how many fires there were... five at the last count. Was thinking of asking the nice firemen just to move in, they were always here. While Chloe tries to chat up the fireman, Jess heads off the crowd for the bathroom Like I said.... First of many.... " You sure you don't want to move in?"
" No way, you guys need to wash more!"
" Okay, we'll just keep you on speed dial" First day at work, and yes.. there was a fire before she got home.... No prizes this time.... " Have you learnt yet?"
" Oh, my aching back" " Give generously!! I need the fare for a cab!" Would you trust that face? More fires, more bladder accidents, more mood failures. Even Jess has caught the bug. " Oh look! Chloe's fainted..... No, she's dead!" " Hi Ajay, do you know Chloe's dead? That's one less for the bathroom queue!"
Peter's not too happy about it all.
 Lola bathes again, but what about your sister? Jessica talks to her ball! While Kristen sleeps for 12 hours and starves to death, Erin plays with the Pack Leader. Way to go Erin! "Please Kristen, wake up and eat. Please don't die and leave me with that Greenie!"
What a face.... But it's too late. After getting herself a bowl of cereal, she drops and fades. Peter's still not happy, and I think Jason's more upset that he can't sit down. Ajay wasn't too happy being woken by the juggling toys! They appeared out of no where and lasted for a couple of hours.... Lola slept through it all, but the others kept having nightmares. Perhaps they're having visions of the future? Jason and Erin are getting rather close, she doesn't mind him now watching her in the bath. I think she's been taking lessions from Lola. Erin, the maker of best friends! Who can even put her hatred aside and talk with the dreaded green one. And so finds that Lola isn't all that bad.... Jason having no where to sleep, decides to practise sleep-standing. " Oh No!! Lola, Lola wake up! This happened to Kristen and she died! Jess,... Jess!... Do something?" But she didn't, she just got onto Peter's case about his lack of hygine and toilet problems. Love is in the air!! And he has the hots for Erin? They just had to wait until ten minutes after Jess went to work, didn't they? The fire raged for ages, until it burnt itself out. But not after first Lola... And then Ajay (Who thought it'd be a great idea to hide behind the fridge?) Went to meet the Reaper! ".....Oh, there you are Mr Loner! I didn't recognise you for a moment. Now what's the problem?"
" Oh... Your dead? No worries, that's why I'm here." Jason was quick to sweep Ajay up. And then a few hours later started his own fire.... As if two dead in one day wasn't enough? As you can se, it raged again. Silly Erin thought to hide beside a burning cupboard. Peter and Jason screamed for her to get out. Peter shouldn't have worn so much bri-nylon. Jason couldn't take the pace anymore and just went to sleep.... On fire I might add. When he woke up, he tried to help the fire-fighters.
You can just see Grim in the background sorting out Peter's paperwork.
" I get too many calls for this place! Are you some kind of Black Widow?" The first ghost! And it's Chloe! I had to move the tombstones to get them to come out. So she took some revenge on Jessica, trouble was the Knowledge sim likes it! Kristen was next, watching Jason and Jess talking.
" What do you think of there only being the two of us in the house now, Jason?"
" So, I'm next to die then?" Enter Peter of the glowing red fire. And he got a fright off one of the five wandering ghosts.... He's not happy! " Errrr.... Is this suppoe to be beating?...... Oh crud!" Before you can blink, he's gone! To late, Jessica rushes in to see her last inmate dead on the floor. The ghosts drop by to have a look, as Jess realises she never going to get out of this mad-house now!
" Okay girl! This is the last one I'm picking up for a while now..... Go find something else to do with your life okay?" And we leave Jessica Williams, trying to get a taxi to take her into town, so she can make friends and perhaps one day walk free from these walls.....

Thank you for reading these rambling. No real sims were harmed in the making of this short, all persons will be rewarded with a better life in the future!

Strangetown Ayslum-Jess in charge.

Dec 8, 2006 by Melody Curious
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    15 Comment(s) posted so far

    On Dec 11, 2006 jemjamjar wrote:

    ha ha i loved it...very funny, i need to try this challange it looks like so much fun!

    On Dec 11, 2006 slime wrote:

    very good 5 points \:rah\: \:rah\: \:rah\:

    On Dec 11, 2006 manuela55 wrote:

    \:D

    On Dec 11, 2006 Anastars wrote:

    ehehehe strange stories \:P \:rah\:

    On Dec 11, 2006 maisy121 wrote:

    NICE!!!\;\)

    On Dec 12, 2006 gilysse wrote:

    This is not bad, keep it up!

    On Dec 12, 2006 Dr. Macabre wrote:

    Great story, had me laughing so hard my sides hurt.

    On Dec 17, 2006 wheelie19a wrote:

    Adorable story...I loved it. Thanks for sharing.

    On Dec 23, 2006 white_sands wrote:

    It's great that you made it funny!

    On Dec 29, 2006 josh1092 wrote:

    o no erin died i thought she were goin to last\:\( \:\(

    On Jan 7, 2007 Pete789 wrote:

    \:\)

    On Jan 12, 2007 Mistress Useless wrote:

    Love the Ghosts!

    On Feb 4, 2007 civetinja wrote:

    Good story ! Thanks !\:\)

    On Apr 8, 2007 Olga2102 wrote:

    super story!

    On Dec 14, 2007 wrote:

    Hilarious. Strangetown asylums are always a hoot...I should really do one of my own sometime...

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