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Tragic-Comedy authored and directed by Small Town Sim (aka TrueImageOfHappiness)
June 2007

Tragic-Comedy authored and directed by Small Town Sim (aka TrueImageOfHappiness)
June 2007
I remember the day as if it were yesterday... the first time I spotted the willowy figure in black. I was touched, moved, dumb-struck, felt funny all over- you know? In love! Awww... she was everything I had ever dreamed of in a woman. I thought of her- the illusion of mystery, the poise of her stature: I had to find her again; but where would I begin to look? Later as I came out of the Barber shop, I thought I saw her for just a moment, coming out of a shop up town. But when I looked again- she was gone. Oh... the willowy figure in black. My heart pounded, I nearly swooned. The next day when I went to the bank, I nearly ran into her! But I got nervous and dropped my bank book- I bent down to retrieve it and when I looked up.... (sigh)... she was gone. Oh- the willowy figure in black. Would I ever meet her? One evening I was dining alone and could hardly believe my eyes! It was her- just a few tables away. Knowing it was possibly my ownly chance... I asked for my bill and headed toward her table. But- once again the willowy figure in black had illuded me. When? When would I get to meet her? Tell her of the love I felt for her? Find out all there was to know about her? (sigh) Then one day while taking a walk in the park I saw her again- sitting on a park bench. I tried to hurry over to her before she disappeared once more.... But she wasn't sitting on the bench any longer. I wished with all of my might. Please... oh please- let me find the illusive willowy figure in black. (sigh) When I opened my eyes- there she was! Only a few feet away. Without taking any chances- I hurried over to her. "Excuse me," I said, my voice shaking slightly, my palms sweating, "I've been looking for someone like you my whole life!" OH NO! You can't imagine my surprise-- my horror, when the willowy figure in black turned around... and I discovered it was............ Groucho Marx!

(Groucho) This is certainly a strange situation! I'd ask you to join me for a cup of coffee- but I don't think we'd both fit! (honk-honk) I'd shake your hand- but you seem to be doing a fine job of it yourself! (honk-honk)
I fell into a heap on the ground... devastated. But I did learn something very, very important that day... If ever you see a willowy figure in black.... unless you have a thing for one of the Marx Brothers- keep walking! The End.

I hope you got a chuckle from my story-
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Small Town Sim
(True Image of Happiness)

The willowy figure in black

Jun 23, 2007 by Small Town Sim
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    39 Comment(s) posted so far

    On Jun 23, 2007 mini me3393 wrote:

    XD I cracked up.

    On Jun 23, 2007 fallenangelohio wrote:

    Comical! I loved the ending!\:rah\: \:rah\:

    On Jun 23, 2007 candy820 wrote:

    Thanks for the laugh. I loved it\:D \:D

    On Jun 23, 2007 rendermelater wrote:

    How funny! \:D

    On Jun 23, 2007 maxi king wrote:

    \:\( sorry,not my thing\:rolleyes:

    On Jun 23, 2007 simal10 wrote:

    Thanks it is funny

    On Jun 23, 2007 Devalyn wrote:

    ROFL
    \:D \:D
    I loved it - too funny, LOL \:D

    On Jun 23, 2007 Downtimegirl91 wrote:

    \:D funny story^^

    On Jun 23, 2007 kecr101 wrote:

    \:P That was good. Your groucho marx looks very groucho-y.
    Poor guy \:\( Oh well, funny story!

    On Jun 23, 2007 ali88baba wrote:

    Too funny! I definitely did not see that coming, lol. \:P

    On Jun 23, 2007 MMs_Fan_01 wrote:

    \:D Brilliant!

    On Jun 23, 2007 lunatiki wrote:

    \;\)

    On Jun 23, 2007 wrote:

    Made me LOL, like your sense of humor\:P

    On Jun 23, 2007 TABJ0323 wrote:

    Twisted but hilarious!

    On Jun 23, 2007 clcewest441 wrote:

    lol, great story \:rah\: made me laugh :P

    On Jun 23, 2007 kAY2287 wrote:

    cool story, loved it \:D

    On Jun 23, 2007 drewsoltesz wrote:

    Good story, thanks for sharing\:rah\:

    On Jun 23, 2007 wrote:

    wow, it was a guy... okay. \:eek\:

    On Jun 23, 2007 Downtimegirl91 wrote:

    a funny story^^

    On Jun 23, 2007 cariadbach wrote:

    Made me smile, very unexpected ending\:\)

    On Jun 23, 2007 dianachan wrote:

    LOL! Poor gut \:P still, I'm giving you a 4.5 \:rah\:

    On Jun 23, 2007 Devalyn wrote:

    \:D \:D \:D

    On Jun 23, 2007 tdyannd wrote:

    Haha. Very cute!\:D

    On Jun 24, 2007 Shannen124 wrote:

    \:ph34r\: Good job. Impressive, I cannot wait to read another hilarous story, just make sure it is as funny as that one! LOL

    On Jun 24, 2007 *Aeris* wrote:

    Very funny story!! Good work !!! \:\)

    On Jun 24, 2007 josh1092 wrote:

    HAHA that made me laugh a bit at the end. Well done for making me laugh in the morning.\:D

    On Jun 24, 2007 wrote:

    A fun story , made me laugh \:rah\:

    On Jun 24, 2007 wrote:

    Forgot to vote\:o

    On Jun 24, 2007 wrote:

    Yah nice to see a fun story\:rah\:

    On Jun 25, 2007 happyb8888 wrote:

    hahahaha Cute story!\:\) \:\) \:\) \:\) \:\)

    On Jun 25, 2007 jaundyce61 wrote:

    That gave me a good snicker! Well done!\:rah\:

    On Jun 25, 2007 itachigirl wrote:

    i almost fell off my chair!\:D

    On Jun 25, 2007 wrote:

    Quite unexpected....his facial expressions each time he saw his "willowy figure in black" was the funniest part\:D\:D Loved it\;\)

    On Jun 25, 2007 spacemouse wrote:

    Very nice story. Thanks for sharing. \:\)

    On Jun 26, 2007 atangki wrote:

    Funny sotry.. :P

    On Jul 5, 2007 lildebbye75 wrote:

    Too Funny\:D \:P \:rah\:

    On Jul 5, 2007 Maiviastorm wrote:

    lol \:cool\: \:wub\:

    On Apr 19, 2008 qasert wrote:

    \:D

    On May 27, 2008 Sarebear728 wrote:

    Lol very interesting. It's nice to read witty short stories like this sometimes.

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