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This is me, John Springs. I'm your everyday eligible bachelor. Great looks, hunky body... or at least that's what I think >_>

This is me, John Springs. I'm your everyday eligible bachelor. Great looks, hunky body... or at least that's what I think >_> Oh my god. Am I supposed to live here?!? It's ... empty!! Apparently, I didn't know this was ALL I could get with the leftover money I had from purchasing the land. And goodness, WHY does my bed have to be pink!! Oops forgot to buy the toilet. I had to sell my two counters for my toilet. Now I only got ten simoleons left. When is that paper boy going to get here? I need a job!! Is that the paper boy I see? Yes it is!! He's come to save my LIFE!!! I picked up the newspaper as if it was gold and started searching for a job there, accepting the first job that came up. Angel Pai walked by so I decided to greet her. Oh, I forgot to mention, I got my job in the culinary arts field, I was lucky I wanted to go into that field. Also, I go to work at 2pm today, TODAY!!! Well, she isn't as ugly as I thought...

wait... did I just say that? Some more people have just come to welcome me into the neighborhood. Well, hello there beautiful.

From first glance at her, I could tell, she is going to be my future wife.

Oh did I tell you? I have the day off today. How infuriating. I thought I was going to get some more money TODAY. Ahh... what a wonderful start already!! Okay... maybe not. Maybe I should move onto someone else now... Brandi's not so bad... but then again she's always hanging out with that Benjamin guy. Apparently chemistry with Marisa turned out to be... well not so great. Better move onto another person then. But then again... Brandi and I seem to be getting along quite well. However, I do not like her at all. Her hairstyle needs changing. Sigh... when is this going to work out? Apparently there's no love and chemistry between Brandi and me either. Well at least I don't have to worry about her hairstyle anymore. Finally tis night. Whew, what a "great" first day here at Crystal Springs. I better get my hands on some money soon. I can't STAND this!! No fun! No money!! No nothing!!! I'm seriously dying here!! Ack am I starting to smell?! I need to shower!! FAST!! Wow, I'm THAT bored. Finally, I can buy a shower stall, my carpool is here!! I made my decision, after coming back with about 126 more simoleons than before, I sold my stove to buy a very cheap shower thingy. Urgh, time for work again. Maybe I should go freestyling for tips...? My life is so bad I'm starting to get nightmares. Ugh, I return yet again from another cruddy day at work. When am I going to get to go out!!?? I don't even have a phone. Oh look who decided to drop in for a visit!? The Social Bunny. Uh... at least that's what I think he's called. Anyway, that brings up a question... am I THAT socially deprived? Ahh!! Quit it!! You're making me have weird thoughts!! What a great day to laze back and relax... and... throw away the trash? o_O

I still need money!! I wish I can find some money in the trash. But I have the day off today... Oh how I wish... Ah, heck, why not start my own business? I need the extra money anyway. Oh by the way, anybody notice the spankin new phone I just got? Yeah, had to shell out 75 simoleons for it, and considering the fact that I ONLY have 225, it's a lot. I decided that I can't really start up much of a business until I get more income, so why not... clean the shower!! Wow, wish I made money off of this... Stop it, Stop it!! No fighting at my house!! Get out of here!! ALL OF YOU!!!! I didn't even invite you guys anyway. Gosh. i SAID STOP IT!!!!

Can't people be civilized in this world?!?! And those two still won't quit it. I got a phone call while those two were fighting from Melissa and she asked me to go to Downtown with her!! What a cute girl over yonder! Oh, Melissa ditched me. I was cheap so I only ordered water. Why not? I moved her and sat in between her and Komei Tellerman. She seems to be more interested in him than me. /._.\ I can't even get a word in!! Them two are talking and I'm like the third wheel [sobs]. So... I tried freestyling for tips. What did I expect? Of course my jar was empty. By the time I got home, I collapsed out of exhaustion. While I was sleeping on the ground, three more people came on my lot and started shoving each other around. Will they ever stop fighting? And while I was sleeping on my bed (yeah, I got enough energy to get up and move spots), they were still up to it.

I finally woke up at around 1:30am to get a midnight snack and shooed them away. Whoa!! That's weird. Someone came by in the middle of the night and used my toilet!! I feel like my privacy is being invaded T_T Morning shower. WHOA... BIG INVASION!!! Why's everyone using my toilet?!?! WHOA!!! Not again!! I'm trying to eat here!!! Wow, looks like she's falling for me. She's very cute!! But I don't know her name yet. She just sort of appeared, you know, one of those toilet users. And when I come back from work, those people are still here!! I'm exhausted and tired, and they won't leave me alone!! I really need a door. Eww, I can't WAIT until I get walls on my house. I can't stand this repulsive beggar-like living. People are stepping on my land as if it's a public park!! Oh just great, my shower broke. Oh well, at least the uninvited guests could make themselves useful and clean it up [rolls eyes] So I wake up to a disgruntled "customer". Great. My store isn't even open and my customer loyalty is -5. My business rank is -1. I think I should close my store. Although customers didn't really like my shop, I bought some wholesale stuff anyway. I did earn quite an amount of money (700 simoleons, more than I've ever made in my life) so I thought maybe I should quit my job and build up my shop... Or the other way around. Quit my shop and build up my job. Ahh... forget it. I'm not going to bother. So I sold all my "for sale" items back to the wholesale and... well... shut down my business!! Ugh, my drain is still clogged. Gotta get that fixed someday... And so the weeds start to manifest upon my life. Well, after work, I officially earned enough (1000 simoleons to be exact) to be able to get a better bed and a little game of darts. Hopefully, I won't be depressingly unhappy anymore. Ahh, great, more weeds. Another day has come and gone. Poor me, I am pooped. But at least the weeds are gone!! And soon, the carefree days of my life are going to be gone... you see, I wanted something more to life than throwing darts at a wall. I want love. I want the world... and I got that... You see, the carefree life of me, John Springs ended... ...that fateful Tuesday when I invited Sandy over to my house...


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What will happen to John Springs? You will find out soon!! Stay tuned to John's Simple Life and catch the next episode, John's Simple Life II: The Not so Simple Engagement

John's Simple Life

Jan 16, 2007 by ashina
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    20 Comment(s) posted so far

    On Jan 16, 2007 Meemo wrote:

    So funny!!!! I love stories where I know the people as well... I especially like the way everyone kept using his toilet!

    On Jan 16, 2007 Green_eyed_goddess_93 wrote:

    Loved it\:D

    On Jan 16, 2007 r0ckstarr wrote:

    Love it!\:rah\:

    On Jan 16, 2007 josh1092 wrote:

    i liked it wen every1 came to his house to fight funny 5.0

    On Jan 16, 2007 plushies_lovergg wrote:

    I loved it so much!!! It was awesome!! It was funny too.
    I loved how you started it how he had nothing, and it was really funny how his house was open where anyone (and everyone did) could come in.

    On Jan 17, 2007 Simlover4eva wrote:

    That was hilariousg\:rah\: \:D

    On Jan 17, 2007 crazytek wrote:

    It's fun!! I love it, yeah, love it!

    On Jan 17, 2007 manuela55 wrote:

    good story \:D \:D \:D

    On Jan 17, 2007 Dr-X56 wrote:

    Abit fun,but not much. Anyway it was great if it's your first story. If it wasnt then you ca ndo better. \:rah\: \:P

    On Jan 17, 2007 phoeebee wrote:

    Cool!

    On Jan 17, 2007 Pete789 wrote:

    \:P

    On Jan 17, 2007 Jubilant wrote:

    It was fun. I liked how he had nothing and random people founght and used his tiolet. Is this a challenge? I had started the million simoleon challenge. You had to buy the largest lot and start with bascially nothing just like John. You played the family til they were worth a million simoleons. I was up to generation4 and was about a third of the way there. But the lot got real slow so I had to stop playing them. It was fun starting with nothing and actually have the Sims earn the money they spend, to watch them go from furniture on the lawn to a full-sized mansion - anyway fun story.

    On Jan 18, 2007 sriehl12 wrote:

    \:\) That was really cool and good wonderful ideas and storyline

    On Jan 18, 2007 LIUBlueJeans wrote:

    That was funny! Thanks, I enjoyed it.

    On Jan 18, 2007 SueAlJen wrote:

    \:D Funny story!

    On Jan 19, 2007 CandieW2001 wrote:

    \:\)

    On Jan 26, 2007 eshuff wrote:

    I laughed out loud! How cute!! What a creative idea.

    On Apr 9, 2007 megirl wrote:

    A very UNIQUE story.\:wub\: \:wub\: \:D

    On Jun 1, 2007 civetinja wrote:

    Good story ! Thanks !\:\)

    On Jun 30, 2009 topaz27 wrote:

    Wonderful story, I do hope you will continue this, I feel so sorry for John, do hope things get much better soon for him \:rah\:  \:\)

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