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The Penguin Conspiracy: The Scarecrowe and Mrs. Peng.

Warning: All material and information obtained in this story does not necessarily reflect the beliefs and inspirations of the Writer, but will be used against you. All Characters are fictional, and any resemblances are coincidental, maybe. No Snowpeople were harmed in the making of this story. But I could be lying.

The Penguin Conspiracy: The Scarecrowe and Mrs. Peng.

Warning: All material and information obtained in this story does not necessarily reflect the beliefs and inspirations of the Writer, but will be used against you. All Characters are fictional, and any resemblances are coincidental, maybe. No Snowpeople were harmed in the making of this story. But I could be lying. "There are a few things we need to get straight. I am Mrs. Peng. And I am a Penguin. Yes, I said Penguin. You see, we Pengai, are not the cute, cuddly, loveable, tuxedo-clad little critters that you seem to think we are. We are, in fact, an intelligent race of Ascended Beings. But you didn't hear that from me." "This is one of my.....ah....associates...Scarecrow. He is my silent observer, and reports to me all that he sees. His one little quirk, a phrase used a little too often in my opinion, is...A little birdie told me. But other than that, he is a very faithful follower, and his information is always on target." "Most Sims have come to accept our prescense here in their part of the Simnation. It took us a long time to be able to infiltrate. Mainly because Summer held sway in this corner of the simworld. But we began working long ago to bring winter here. And I will freely admit that it has been a very difficult task. As you can see, we have finally prevailed." " Let me introduce you to our Arch Rivals. The Plantsims. This particular flock, or family as you Sims prefer to be called, Is the Greenman Family. She and her sporespawn, are of extreme interest to us, and we moniter them very carefully. You see, Rose Greenman, became a plantsim. And it wasn't until after she became one that it was discovered that she had an allergy, probably to plantspore. So, even tho' she had one spawn already,Young Daisy, everytime she came into contact with spores, she would have a violent sneezing fit. Which in turn, spawned more Plantsims. She eventually spawned nine total. And as if that wasn't bad enough, She and her mate.....uh...husband....Jason, produced a child together. So far he seems to be a normal Sim. But we'll be watching carefully. Here she is with Daisy and three others. Marygold, Pansy, and Thorn." "Another sneezing fit, and here are Hawthorne, Rowan, Beechtree, and Blossom." " And last but not least, Eldertree. Ironic name don't you think? Strangely enough, Jason was around everytime the sneezing fits would occur. And it turned out that she was actually allergic to his cologne. One problem solved." "It doesn't take very long for a Plantsim to mature into adulthood, a matter of days only. That is why they are of such interest to us Pengai. That, and the fact that they are the major contributers to keeping everything sunshiny and hot. Pengai do NOT do well in HOT! This is almost all of the family. Jamal is the Baby, and he is about to grow up . Naturally we were very concerned." "Officially, that many Plantsims together at one time, does not sit well with us. So we paid off the local Sims to report them, and the police came to break up the party. One small victory for Pengai!" "Unfortunately, the Greenman family moved after that, and it took us awhile to locate them again. They had all split up and lived seperately. This couldn't be good. However, we have learned that when they are not all together in one area, other types of weather slowly made themselves known. One GIANT step for Simarctica!" "Finally, we managed to get an agent into the Greenman family garden. Since there were only the three of them, and one a toddler at that, It would become harder for them to take care of their precious plants. And we ALL know how much they love their plants. They have even been known to talk to them. Can you imagine?" "Mr. Scarecrowe, became even more invaluable to our cause, when he reported that Rose was teaching young Jamal all about, if you'll pardon the expression, his Roots. Yes I know, That was a horrible thing to say...but OH so true!" "Now that winter has arrived, we Pengai can move around a lot easier, and spend more of our time working towards a never ending frozen wasteland, similar to our Beloved SimArctica. And for now it seems that the Greenman family has been temporarily stalled in their efforts to make everything Summery again. But rest assured...we will keep watching!" "I decided it was time to move out and start enforcing the new way of life. I left a personal message for the Mayor. Simply put, it was this.... Every Sim paid one fish per day to the Pengai....or else....!!!!" " Enough Said." "As I visited house after house, I came to the realization, that none of these sims were taking me seriously! I mean, Come On! I may look cuddly, and cute, and spiffy in my tuxedo coloring, but please! I snuffed a Snowperson! Give me a break, already! I mean business here! This is NOT just a joke. We Pengai, are serious about ruling in a penguin tailored paradise!" "But the final insult that added to injury, was when Rose Greenman, herself, just patted my head, and coo'ed over and over about how cute I was! Didn't even offer a fish! And I thought they loved all of nature, not just plants! Boy was I wrong! All I can say now is....This Means War!" 'Thanks to one of the repairmen here in town, I found out where the older girls were living. And I immediately staked out their location. I needed to get one of my agents in there...and Quick!" "Finally got him in......Look at them.....Sinister looking creatures aren't they?" " The next day I even made a point of threatening them with dire consequences, if they didn't heed my warning.....but Daisy just walked past me as if I wasn't even there. How Humiliating!" " And to top it all off, the other two built a second snowman as if to thumb their jolly green noses at me. What Nerve!" " I was so angry at being brushed off like this, that I almost missed the brothers house." "With frustration boiling my SimArctic blood.....I marched straight through their house, right past them. They didn't even notice! I wasn't sure whether to laugh at their gullibility, or cry with rage. But I did neither...I would be laughing later on This night!" I marched into the enclosed garden, only to find that they had put one of my most trusted of agents in there already. Now what was I supposed to think of that? Were the Pengai being mocked...or were these particular Plantsims braindead? I guess that would make them vegetables, wouldn't it?" " When I left there, I hid behind some trees and watched as a chain reaction of implosions ripped through the night......" ......... "But when the Girls came out to see what had happened, they just looked at each other......." "And proceeded to play a game of Keep Away. Well, we'll just see what they have to say come morning!" "And I turned just in time to watch as another Snowperson met his Unmaker. The sight of the top hat flying up and hanging suspended, framed by the night sky, was a soothing balm to my ruffled feathers..not that we really have feathers...Oh NeverMind!" " I didn't stick around for that reaction, I was on a clear path now, and I knew what I must do. I returned to Rose Greenmans' home and waited. I would make them see how serious the Pengai were." "Let's just say she never saw the frozen catfish that introduced itself....up close and personal. I figured she was a goner for sure...she looked worse than the fish did, That much I can tell you. I figured the Pengai would now be taken quite seriously." "But when I walked past the house the next morning....there she was. Like nothing had even happened. Turned out that she had come running outside for sunlight and had fallen asleep. And when the sun rose....she was as good as new." "And I came to realize....that nobody would ever take us seriously. I guess we are just what they see in us.....cute, cuddly, and adorable.
Makes me sick it does...... Guess I'll go see if Santa has a place for me, after all, he did take in the elves."

The Penguin Conspiracy

Mar 24, 2007 by chardonnayonedge
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    32 Comment(s) posted so far

    On Mar 24, 2007 josh1092 wrote:

    Hahahahahaha sooooooooo hilarios.\:D \:D \:D \:D \:D \:D \:D \:D \:D \:D \:D \:D \:D \:D

    On Mar 24, 2007 Dr-X56 wrote:

    \:rah\: \:wub\: \:wub\: \:wub\: \:wub\: \:P Nice storyyyy

    On Mar 24, 2007 bandgeek12 wrote:

    HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\:D \:rah\: \:D
    XDDDDDDDDD

    On Mar 24, 2007 slime wrote:

    very funny,LOL \:P \:D \:rah\:

    On Mar 24, 2007 AnniKayna wrote:

    \:cool\: \:D \:cool\: *so* funny...!!! really...*adorable*,if the penguins will pardon me!!! \:D \:D \:D
    cant wait to see how it will go on...!!! \:P \:D :P


    \:cool\: \:cool\: \:cool\:

    On Mar 24, 2007 cariadbach wrote:

    \:\) A different way to tell a story, like your sense of humour Very good.

    On Mar 24, 2007 scarlet_white wrote:

    The ending was hilarious, Santa references.
    I bet it must have been very difficult to do this story, with the penguins randomly comming and not really being able to make them do as you please

    On Mar 24, 2007 BriannaSun24 wrote:

    Loved it awesome!

    On Mar 24, 2007 chardonnayonedge wrote:

    \:D The whole time I was writing this, I had to keep stopping cause I was laughing so hard. And I was thinking the whole time that I can't believe I am actually doing this. Each time a penguin showed up...it would show thought bubbles with bombs in them.....so how could I refuse? And now that Ihave told their story....I can't get rid of them!!!!!LMAO!!\:D chardonnayonedge

    p.s. I am SO glad you are enjoying this! I certainly did!

    On Mar 24, 2007 wrote:

    I have never actually seen the pneguin in my game\:\( but I love this! especially the ending\:D

    On Mar 24, 2007 wrote:

    HA HA HA!\:P That was so funny! Thought bubbles with bombs in them!! Great story!\:rah\: \:rah\:

    On Mar 24, 2007 blueclarity25 wrote:

    lol! This had me cracking up!! I loved this story! Creative, different and really fun!!\:rah\:

    On Mar 24, 2007 Lily Fairy2 wrote:

    I loved it!! I especially loved the ending!! It's very creative how you used the penguins and everything, I loved it!!! LOL!!!

    On Mar 24, 2007 kamyelena wrote:

    very very very nice!! just loved it!
    u are a genius\;\)

    On Mar 25, 2007 ChYrel wrote:

    Very good. Using the pengui was a great idea...first I've ever seen.\:rah\:

    On Mar 25, 2007 happyb8888 wrote:

    This is absolutely the most creative story I have every read using the Sims...the screenshots your narration is perfect!!!!! I am very impressed with the entire presentation.
    \:rah\: \:rah\: \:rah\: \:rah\: \:rah\: \:rah\:

    On Mar 25, 2007 Dead Rock wrote:


    It's looks good,
    but i only read the first 3 pages..
    It looked boring.
    But the comments look good!
    One thing: The screenshot quality!

    On Mar 25, 2007 foxysensei wrote:

    \:wub\: I loved it. Your writing was very funny! \:rah\:
    P.S. to Dead Rock.... I noticed YOU don't have any stories uploaded. Perhaps you should try writing one to appreciate the time and effort it takes before commenting on how 'boring' someone else's story looks? \:wacko\:

    On Mar 25, 2007 sims4me wrote:

    Lol! That was hilarious! \:D

    Great story!! \:rah\:

    On Mar 25, 2007 greeksim wrote:

    So funny!\:D \:rah\: \:rah\: \:rah\:

    On Mar 25, 2007 Nikouchoco wrote:

    Lol ! That was a funny story ! \:D

    On Mar 26, 2007 shaihangh wrote:

    HaHaHaHa!!!\:D

    On Mar 26, 2007 jerif wrote:

    \:D Great story

    On Mar 27, 2007 estatica wrote:

    LOL, I love your sense of humor! The plot is brilliant and very different from everything I ever read! I doubt you didn't harm one or two penguins in the process, but it was definitely worth it! \:D ...and were those the Plantsims from Jasmine206 story?? *blink*

    On Mar 27, 2007 bpwe2 wrote:

    Very original and funny! Thank you.

    On Mar 29, 2007 1simfamily wrote:

    \:eek\: I was hoping the Pengai would take over...Nice story. Love the imagination.

    On Mar 29, 2007 BBKZ wrote:

    fantastic story \:\) I really like it \:\)

    On Mar 30, 2007 VEPerfect wrote:

    hahaha i love this story 5.0 \:D
    \:rah\: \:rah\: \:rah\:

    On Apr 4, 2007 Little Seer wrote:

    Oh goodness you can rate again. Good story, I enjoyed it and your sense of humor. Cheers, \:\)

    On Apr 19, 2007 wrote:

    what a great sense of humor! so funny and original you really rocked in this one. Well done! u gotta love the penguin (is that how u write it??? \:o ). Really great \:D keep it going

    On May 18, 2007 Llyriel wrote:

    Hahahaha! Really funny! I loved how you wrote it from the penguin's point of view! Poor penguin! So clueless. ^_^ And taking over the world... one snowman at a time. Muahahahaha!

    On Jun 16, 2008 wrote:

    Soooo cute and funny!!

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