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I see you've come to read part 2 of my fourtune filled life! Just in time! I was starting to get bored of sitting here for so many weeks!! (Hint, hint, hazabaza1!) No need to read the intro and part one to understand... But it might help a little.

I see you've come to read part 2 of my fourtune filled life! Just in time! I was starting to get bored of sitting here for so many weeks!! (Hint, hint, hazabaza1!) No need to read the intro and part one to understand... But it might help a little. You'd think that with all the money I'm raising, I'd buy a dishwasher, right? Wrong! I'm saving my cash for an upstairs! Cool huh? What an embarrising suit! Remind me never, and I mean NEVER, to wear this unless I'm going to work! Guess what? 25 Grand, straight in the bucket! Go me! Well, I've decided not to get that upstairs, but rather save up to buy a new bigger house, which I won't have to make! I'm not very good at making houses... Anyway, moving on! I re-styled again! Like it? If not, just comment, and I'll change it back! I like making readers happy! Ok, it may not look like it, but my relationship with Mary is lagging a bit! I'll have another date! But first... ...Here ya go! Have a stereo! Ooh! Whoohoo eh? Hey, she wanted it! The dirty devil! Yeah, we like to talk peacefully... But then I heard what she says... Twice in one date?! I don't think I can keep up! She's...*Puff*... Leaving... Thank... *gasp*...god! WTF???!!!! A thief just came in and nicked something! But... Who? How? Why? When? Oi... Oh right! It was my old work-out machine! Don't know why I'm getting so frustrated! I never use it anymore! Ahh! Oh crud! Fire! Eep!!!!! Marg!!! Wait... Marg? What the hell does marg mean? Oh right fire! Geep! Oh great! Fire, I look freaky, and look at my arm! Whatta glitch! Well, everything turned out fine with the fire! But just to be safe, here's an easier meal to make! Well, back to work! I've been waiting for some cash! Pray for promotion! Oh yeah.Some dog or something knocked over my rubbish can. I got roaches! That van looks funny, don'cha think? Yeah!!! Mary got me promoted again! Just one more step now! Soon I will be top of the athletic career!!!!!!!! Wow... I've been playing for like half an hour straight... Still no good story ideas coming up... Dang... Well, after some good thought, I've decided what to talk about! Anyway... I've decided to sell this house and buy the one I was talking about! That's right! Alvin's movin' out! So, I leave this house that has been so good for me with a final picture. *Sniff*. Kinda sad now... Well, this is my new house! I would like to thank Toki, (I think it's him... or her...) The creator who made this house! Here's a little inside view! The bathroom! Nice and spacy I also add! The double bedroom! You'll find out why I got a double soon! Last but not least, the dining room, and kitchen! Tadaa! But, I admit, not much yard room. Now for a special phone call to a certain someone... Well, Mary came... With a kid? Hope it ain't hers! I also hope I'm not grossing the kid out! I got down on one knee, and started talking corny talk. "Ever since our first kiss, I knew I loved you..." I can't belive I said that. It's not me y'know. "So I ask you now, at this day, this hour..." "...Will you marry me?" You could see how shocked she was when I proposed. She gasped a heavey gasp. "Alvin! I can't belive it!" She was nearly screaming for out loud! "Alvin!" Now she was screamming! "Of course I will marry you! Nothing would make me happier than being Mrs D'lottery!" She continued screaming as she leapt into my arms. We kissed, and that sealed it! We were getting married! Anyway, two things. I wanna have the wedding asap, but it's raining today. So much for summer! Humph! And also, I've changed my hair for when I go swimming, athletic etc! Hey! I'm being invited to the neighbourhood again! That woman near the house is Barb Dwyer, the blonde man is Lou Smorels, and the other woman is called Crystal Ball! Funny names! They fit perfectly! Not like mine at all! Oh wait... Whoa! What am I thinking? I'm gonna be married soon! I should be rejecting her! Hey! Just earning some relationship! Me and Mary against Lou! Go D'lottery team! Ha screw D'lottery team! Boys vs girl! Go us! Mary tensing up for the splattering of a life time! Gah! Guess I know how it feels! The after effects of the double hit! And no, it isn't meant to look rude. I just can't keep my eyes off her! This family is sure to be great! I'm sure! Aw geez! I hate cleaning! But I promised Mary I'd try to be neater... for her sake. Huff... Ok! Wedding day! Let's see... How not to make your wedding suck, volume 10. I've been reading these all night! As you can tell, I've been working hard to make this a small, but perfect wedding! It means so much! Ok, here I go! (P.s. Alvin's everyday stuff and formal stuff were exactly the same! Weird huh?) Wow... And I say again, wow. It seems just like yesterday that we met. Now we're getting married? Time goes quickly! We recited our vows... Then flowers fell all around us as we exchanged rings. It was wonderful. I couldn't belive it! After one final kiss, the deed was done. We would be together forever! And I ask you now, you think that cake looks good? Mary thought so! Wow! Looks like we got in at the right time! It just started hailing! After the party, Mary changed her hair. I told her she looked wonderful anyway, and needn't worry if our part was ruined by hail. She said it wasn't that, and changed it anyway! And getting drunk off the wine, we did what most newlyweds did. Make out a little... Unfourtunatley, this turned to a bit more that making out... On the sofa... Also, I'd been noticing, since our little... Wedding day incident. Mary spent more time running to the bathroom. She wouldn't say anything about it though. And so, a few months later, Mary sat on by the table, alone. I sat next to her to sort things out. It was pretty quiet, so I broke the awkward silence with something random.
"So, uh... remember our first date? That was great!"
 "Alvin... I have a little something more important than that date to talk about." Now I was confused.
"I don't think this is normal... We've been married 3 months now... I don't know wether to be happy, sad, shocked or anything else... I'm pregnant." Those words burned into my brain. I just sat there for like... 10 Minutes. I couldn't belive it.
"Well..." I finally said, "I guess that it explains the toilet trips... To be honest, I thought you just had the dribblies!" "Shut up and come here!" She came up and kissed me. I couldn't belive I was going to be a father. I was enthusiastic about it. "Ooh!" I was talking to the baby now. "You're gonna be a right scamer aren't you?" (P.S. Scamer is pronounced, "scay-mer", and is an Irish word for trouble-maker! Just wanted to clear that up!^_^) Mary was starting to get bigger everyday! I guess pregnancy can put some pressure on women! And one day, I called a family meeting. "Mary, I've been thinking... We have enough money for what I'm gonna say..." "I don't get it Alvin..." She was looking confused, "enough money for what?" "Weeeeeeellll..." It was getting harder and harder to explain. "Kids like thier own rooms to store toys and stuff in, right?" "Well, of course!" Mary was starting to understand now! "But what does that have to do with this talk?" Maybe she wasn't... "Well, I know we both want our child not to grow up in a bad enviroment. And a one bedroom house would be really awkward..." "So I think maybe for our child... We should move..." It was hard to say, I'll admit. "But where to? Alvin, did you forget that all our friends live here?" Oh-oh, angry lady alert! "No worries! I saw a house for sale down the road, it's cheap and has three bedrooms! Whaddaya say?" She came up, gave me a kiss, and just said, "well, I say that it's sorted!" Blurgh! I got you good! Well, that's the whiole series over! Hah! Just kidding! Yeah, I saw your face when you saw that sentance! It looked like a llama! Hah! And hah again! Yeah that's right I *SLAP!* That hurt! :( Sorry... I'll end this now...

Alvin's raise to richness. Part two

Aug 28, 2007 by hazabaza1
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    5 Comment(s) posted so far

    On Aug 31, 2007 samcactus101 wrote:

    This story is pretty cool!\:cool\: The beginning made me laugh,, twice in one date? That really cracked me up. Oh and the pest-control vehicle is darn weird-looking in a funny way\:D

    On Sep 1, 2007 spacemouse wrote:

    Very nice story. I liked it. Thank you for sharing. \:\)

    On Nov 7, 2007 civetinja wrote:

    Very good story ! \:\)

    On Nov 22, 2007 123456789_1234 wrote:

    good

    On May 14, 2008 qasert wrote:

    \:D

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