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Meet Ben Petzer. My new legacy simmie! My Wind legacy was erased when my cpu messed up, so I'm starting this again! Anyway, he's a fourtune aquarius, who wants to be a criminal mastermind. *Coughnotgonnahappencough*.

Meet Ben Petzer. My new legacy simmie! My Wind legacy was erased when my cpu messed up, so I'm starting this again! Anyway, he's a fourtune aquarius, who wants to be a criminal mastermind. *Coughnotgonnahappencough*. This is called the college legacy, because every heir, (and the founder), will have to graduate college. Also, Ben is gonna be a showbiz guy. Never been one before. :D
"What?! But I wanna steal stuff! Not steal the crowd's attention!"
Hush up. I want you to be a showbiz man, you're gonna be a showbiz man. Oh, yeah. I forgot to say that Ben likes black hair, and cooking. Looks like we have a candidate right here! At least the black hair part. "Lessee... To make a baked alaska, you must- whoa! Look at that ant! What the HECK is it doing?"
Revising. Like you should be. Now get to work! "No! Harriet! Don't open the door! The murderer is there!"
Wha-What? Isn't this a cooking book?! "And I said to him, I said, that if he wanted 50p for a muffin, he can shove it up his a-"
PG13 website, thank you very much! "Now, lessee... The circumference of a slice of pie must equal deliciousness, so what would that be, but divided by a kung-fu hamster? Hmmm..." Why the HELL is some stinky private school teen walking through the dorm?
"What 'choo lookin' at?"
No idea. The label fell off.
Three drums and a cymbal. *Ba dum bum, tish!* Yeah, you know you want him. Only bad thing is, that whenever Ben is off, Nikki is at class, and vice versa! Darn it! >:( Yay! First date! Also yay, she's a family sim! Easy there, tiger! You're not adults yet! Yay! Best friends forever! (I hope!) Oh, boom-shackalacka, ding-dong! Dream date, and red love hearts for Nikki! Not Ben yet though. "God help me. I'm working in a cafeteria to make a living, and I'm in a silly suit, and what if my girlfriend sees me? NOOOOOOOOOO!" Altogether now... Awwwwww... "Hello you ugly smelly high schooler! One day, I'll be engaged to Nikki, and we'll have a honeymoon somewhere, and you'll be ugly and smelly forever!" "Sounds interesting. Will there be llamas?" "You betcha! Llamas as far as the eye can see!" "Just the thought of all those llamas makes me want to worship the llama god! And his royal spittingness!" He even gave his jacket a llama! Uhh... Is he smustlin', or doing something dirty? 'Wow, I am so awesome. I must be. I made the dean's list! Go me! Wootikins!' "You sure you wanna do this?" "Definitely... But I'd watch where that hand's going!" "But what if it hurts my... Erm... You-know-what?" "Let's find out!"
Little kissy. Big kissy. Erhm... More than kissy? "Nikki, as we stand here in our undies, I realised something..."
'OMG!! He's gonna ask me to marry him, and have little kids, and have a great life!' "This legacy's never gonna get anywhere unless I have a wife, and since we're in love... Would ya?" "Well... It's the next best thing to what I had in mind... So, I guess so." "Hooray! Only three years to wait 'till we have little brats, gnawing our ankles and asking for food! Wait... Did I make the right choice?" "A, one-squat, and a two-squat, and all that yadda!" "Not the 'pie, deliciousness, and hamster' question again! I don't even do math! What the hell am I doing?" "Hey! I know we've never met, but could you do my assignment for me? It'd help loads."
"'K. I'm good at pie, deliciousness, and hamster questions!"
"Perfect!" Nikki still hasn't changed her clothes from that... Erm... Session... Does she never wash? This guy keeps on walking into Ben's room for no reason! Why? Do you wanna sniff his essence, and sell it on ebay?! What the foshizzle? She started a fire! I thought these people were trained cooks! Oh, hoo-rah. The first streaker of the season... There'll be more of that to come. Wow.. That was Ben's last freshman year class... To celeberate this, he'll have a hairstyle change! There we are! Makes him seem more, 'adulty', doesn't it? Yay! Dean's list! Another want box! But, uhh... You better use that cash you got on the bills! Whoa! Who's this? It's Nikki! I used a clothes rack I got from mts2, and you can change everyone's looks! It's awwwwsome!
(If you want it, tell me, and I'll send you the link :D Remember, just ask!) And here's new look Ben! He looks more casual like this, I think! And so it ends with... Erm... Probably the grossest thing I've seen in my life... 'Till next time! Later!

The college legacy! Part 1, the founder's start!

Feb 13, 2008 by hazabaza1
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    10 Comment(s) posted so far

    On Feb 14, 2008 Hoola123P wrote:

    ben's ending clothes are cool where did u get it from?

    On Feb 14, 2008 seelindarun wrote:

    The captions were hysterical! \:D Keep writing more, please! \:rah\:

    On Feb 14, 2008 Jorden1997 wrote:

    \:\) Great legacy!
    \;\) I started a legacy, I'm a bit scared of when the ghosts come though, make sure you continue!
    Can you give me the link for the clothes rack? I bet it comes in handy. \;\)

    On Feb 15, 2008 jekkar wrote:

    Great story!! Really entertaining \:D

    On Feb 17, 2008 wrote:

    nice story! Sorry about ur other legacy. Can u send me the link to the clothes rack?

    On Feb 17, 2008 Sxylady_1978 wrote:

    great story funny funny \:rah\:

    On Feb 17, 2008 CarrieanneW wrote:

    The preppy guy was obsessed with Llamas! ha ha ha!
    Great story, mega-funnny!\:D \:D \:D

    On Feb 18, 2008 crapspeedy wrote:

    I love your stories, SO SO funny! Hope we get to see more of this one! \:rah\: \:rah\: \:rah\:

    On Mar 12, 2008 donaldch wrote:

    \:cool\:

    On Mar 22, 2008 civetinja wrote:

    Good start ! Thanks for sharing !\:\)

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