hazabaza1 / Stories / The Wind legacy. Part 1. Family hunting!
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Well, this is yet another of my tries at a legacy. I've done loads before, but I got bored. But anyway, this is Jason Wind. And no, there aren't any "Jason Wind" jokes connected to him, so don't try... Please don't try... But he does look clueless, doesn't he? No idea what torture I shall give him...
"Duh?"

Well, this is yet another of my tries at a legacy. I've done loads before, but I got bored. But anyway, this is Jason Wind. And no, there aren't any "Jason Wind" jokes connected to him, so don't try... Please don't try... But he does look clueless, doesn't he? No idea what torture I shall give him...
"Duh?" Anyway, I should introduce him! He's a family sim, and wants three kids to graduate college.
His stats are:
Two neat,
eight outgoing,
two lazy,
five playful,
and seven nice. And now... After using some cheapo custom content... I show you... The legacy house! "Yah-tah-tha-tah! Got a place to live! Can you say BOOM-SHACKA?!?!"
Oooooooookaaaaaaaay... Why must all of my sims be complete weirdos? Well, this is all of the living room so far... The hallway just follows this pattern... This is the cheapo bathroom, and if you're wondering, the little pointy in the corner is the shower... This is the kitchen... And that's the only decent bedroom view I could get. I'm actually pretty proud of myself, 'cos I actually made a house design that works! Yay for me! :3 Well, a sucessful legacy needs moolah, so let's get you a job!
"Hee, hee..."
Huh? What's so funny?
"Moolah..."
:/ See? Weird... Congratumalations on becoming a music store clerk!
"Why that? A job in the military was open! That pays the bills, man!"
Yeah, but I heard music career people get cool clothes. Less money to pay for the future! Well, let's see who's greeted you. Morty Roth? He's a man, so no marriages there! A married person who was created by a friend of mine. No. And then we have Patrica Wan. Not the best, but not the worst... I want this to move fast, so you've got a wife!
"But I don't wanna marry her..."
Well I am the almighty sim-god! I hope your children are more grateful then that! Well, this guy just walked by. It's off-topic, but... I HOPE NOONE, ABSOLOUTLEY NOONE GETS MARRIED TO HIM!!! Sure, his face ain't mangled, but check out the trousers! I wonder what happened to mentally scar him like that. "Oooh, yes! I like wizards! I'm a wizard actually! I can cast level five fire spells, and level twelve transformation spells! I'm overall level sixty-five in magic casting, but I prefer..."
He went on like this for eight hours... I hope for your sake that Patrica is a neat sim.
"Why?"
Well, the way you eat, and the flies gathering around a plate, even though you haven't lived here for twenty-four hours yet, shouws a sign that you might be a bit messy.
"Meh... Details, details." Um... Uh... I think I'll go and puke now... That's just... Ugh... How'd work go?
"Y4y! I g0t t3h 1337 pr0m0ti0n!!!"
Roughly translated, that means, 'yay! I got a great promotion!' Well, if you see this in any pictures, it's just a glitch. I've tried putting the flooring over it again, but nothing worked... Hopefully it will go away when the snow does... What do you look so sad about?
"No 1337 promotion today..."
Don't worry! You got a logic skill point, right?
"True..True..." :D Well, there we go! It won't be long before you have small children shouting in your ear, crying all the time, demanding for things, and all the other wonders of being a family...
"Somebody shoot me..." Wait a sec... You can flirt with her, but you admire her, and she knocks you away? Weird... Jason, I wouldn't wanna be you right now...
"Why not?"
Her aim with a snowball is... A little lower than expected...
"Meep..." =O Smoochie time! They make a nice couple, don'tcha think? Wait a sec... Isn't the man the one who usually look down? 'Cos there's nothing on Jason's chest. Hey buddy! Uhhh... I got some bad news...
"Well, if it disturbed my nap, it must be important!"
Yeaaah... You can't marry Patrica... Sad, huh? "Oh, how awfully terrible... Excuse me for a second while I go to paint, and not care. Anyway, why not? I thought she was, like... a chosen one, destined for me and her..."
Yeah me too, but she's not a townie, and if she ain't a townie, it's against the rules I made myself. I could cheat, and I want this to be a honest legacy, so no dating! Okay?
"Yeah, whatever... Let's hope I get a hot blonde chick from work!" I thought you were a family sim...
"Deatils, details... anyway, wanna know what I'm painting?"
Okay then.
"My dream girl!"
Ooooookaaaaaaaay... I'll try to find you a horribly mis-figured woman, with a chunk of her head missing, no feet, and massive lips! Happy? I love the face that messy sims make when you tell them to clean!
"But why me-e-e-e?!?!?!"
Oh, I'm sorry! I'll let you stop cleaning, the house gets all dirty, roches come, then you get killed by flies, and this legacy makes only one generation!
"I'm fine with that..." Notice anything? Like maybe... that the snow glitch is gone? Yes, I'm lovin' it!
*Ring* *ring*
One sec please. *Pick up phone* What?! Whaddaya mean, "copyright infringement"? Mc-donalds have copyrighted words?! Dear god... what HAS this world come to? Promotion?
"You betcha!"
Great! More money to pay the bills! But, uh... do you know a good lawyer? One who can deal with copyrights?
"Uhhh... No... sorry... Why? Did you do something wrong, that might one day, come back to my legacy, causing the death of them all?"
No, no, of course not! "Well, pally! I'm off to find some hot chicks... Of my choice!"
OMFG!!!!
"Huh? You surprised that a sim has his own free will, and can pick things?"
No, but there's this cool lookin' dog barking at your door! "Hello old man! You're going to be an old man forever, and never enjoy the wonders of kissing, unless the strange sim god who talks to, and controls me gets a female decendant elder of mine to kiss you. I doubt you've even had a first kiss! I have! It was with a mystery sim! That's all I wanted to say! Bye!"
You have strange ways of making friends, y'know? Anyway, I've seen two blondes here so far. Here's the bartender.
Meh. I've seen better, but I've seen worse. And the assistant chef. Basically the same, but with a smaller nose, and different eye colours. If no more blondes come in, you'll have to pick from those two. Wait... Weren't you at the club?
"Yeah, I was, but when you weren't looking, I ran away."
(Sorry about this. My comp just crashed when he was in the nightclub, so it didn't save.)
Oh well. Ohh! I got an idea! Anyone ever wonder what the inside of a sims' face would look like? "What are you doing?!"
*Looms in closer.* *Closer and closer...* Blurg! Ok... This is *kinda* freakin' me out, so I'll zoom out a little... Okay, okay! A lot.
"I feel weird... I don't know what feeling this is! Dear god! Someone help me!" "Hey Rose! Y'know, for a green woman, you're pretty smexy!"
I think you insulted her... Big time... But I think her husband has your name! Who is this woman? You've never seen her before. And... wait... You're tired already?! You just went to sleep! Does daydreaming tire you out, or something.
"Awnsering your questions would be..." "*Snore, snore, snore*"
There you have it. A true lazy person never finishes anything. Either lazy, or have a short attention spa- What were we talking about? Who are you? Where am I? What's that dance called? Lookie, lookie! a table! and also- Must you always make that face?!
"Sheebjeebfleebneeb."
Why does he make that noise when he eats? Someone please tell me... You do know what you're sitting on, right?
"Well, guessing that it's you who bought it, I'd say that it would probably be something that is dangerous, and/or toxic."
Ummm... Look over there! A distraction! I love this thing. Honestly. I want to do something to it that is far too graphic for this site. I can buy clothes from home! Wooty! "Why do I have to go to work?"
Just go.
"Why?"
1)You need enough money to start a family.
2) I have a cattle prod. "Waaaait... What am I doing?"
That job was getting you no where. You're getting a new one! Hoo-rah! Well, you're now in the medical career. Monies, FTW!
"Yay! Monies FTW!"
Hush! Only I may do that. Oh *bleep*. If he takes any *bleeping* stuff, I'll *bleeping* *bleep* his *bleep*, and I *bleeping* mean it. That crazy *bleeper*! "God! Is that supposed to bend that paticular way?! It looks paaaaaaaainful! "And THAT! It's just plain sick! Criminy jicket! I mean, criggity wicket! I mean... I can't even say it! "Tra la la! In your face mister evil man!"
You should've done something to be that smug, y'know. "A reward? For mwah? How nice! Now move it! I'm missing 'emmerneoghbours street'! Well, first day of work, and you found a blonde called Brittany! Easier to make a friend with then patrica, as well! I think we have a good wife here for you! Well, we can tell that she likes you! And ya got some good clothes! Everything is going up for you! "Oh! Hello there you big lipped woman who I am attracted to!"
However will you get along in life?... yay! More of the little pink hearts! Cha-ching! Big kissy time! Boom-shacka-lacka! Wooty! Best friends now! Go me! I rule! Yay! Promotion! Promotion! Go you! Yet again, who is this woman?!?! Rose in her human form? Who?!?! I ask again! Who?!?! Yay! Big red love hearts! Time to get everything done! And now she's moving in! Bigger yay! Harrah! She bought £19,000 with her! Now, here's the info on her. She's a knowledge, wanting to become a criminal mastermind, she's a libra, but her stats don't matter. Too boring. This is her after make-over! I also improved the house, adding a nursery as well! Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Here comes generation numero dos! At least they have a privacy screen! Lucky them! Yay! Baby music!
"What're you lookin' at?"
Oh yeah, no privacy screen! Sorry! (The last bed messed up a bit, so I got a new one.) Now up pops the big, shiny, glistening, diamond embedded-
"That's the ring, stupid."
Oh right. I mean, the big question! But I tell ya, for a small ring, it's veeeery shiny. Mmmmmm... Shiiiiiiiny... Delicious shiny... ;D On goes the ring... Man, looks like she's gonna zap Jason in the face with that, or something! I LOVE the faces sims make when they're surprised! It's hilarious! There we have it. Gen 1 has just been married, therefore finishing my title objective! I'm gonna end it here, but watch out for the next part! Also, thanks to everyone who commented on my older stories, and for the people who made the stories. You're all great people! Especially dresoltesz, walkerboh rumor, and steve bonham! Later!

The Wind legacy. Part 1. Family hunting!

Jan 23, 2008 by hazabaza1
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    18 Comment(s) posted so far

    On Jan 24, 2008 sweatshirtlover2 wrote:

    I like it. yay!\:rah\:

    On Jan 24, 2008 thekewlestnerd wrote:

    good start, looking forward to more \:wub\: \:D

    On Jan 24, 2008 qasert wrote:

    \:\)

    On Jan 24, 2008 iluvhorses13 wrote:

    Entertaining!\:\)

    On Jan 24, 2008 QG wrote:

    at first i was thinking*what the *bleep* thats no way to tell stories... but after page two i was hooked....\:wub\: hope to see more soon

    On Jan 24, 2008 donaldch wrote:

    \:wub\:

    On Jan 24, 2008 jabire wrote:

    Great pics.Pretty history
    Thanks
    Maluy\:wub\:

    On Jan 24, 2008 jero22 wrote:

    very nice!! \:rah\:

    On Jan 24, 2008 wrote:

    Huzzah! I love new legacies! Haha it was funny when the burglar was in cuffs and Jason was walking around all smug like! I cant wait to see the next part.

    On Jan 25, 2008 seelindarun wrote:

    Ya know, legacies may be boring for you, but they're a _riot_ for us! \:D \:rah\: \:rah\:

    On Jan 25, 2008 Kissup2me wrote:

    Cookies and Chocolate Milk for you! Yip!\:D

    On Jan 25, 2008 goodie2shoes wrote:

    LOL \:D Hilarious legacy! \:P I love it, especially the Mcdonald's part! \:D Please make another part soon. \:rah\: \:\)

    On Jan 26, 2008 1ayotola1 wrote:

    Very funny! Love it\:wub\:

    On Jan 27, 2008 mauri1411 wrote:

    great start! can't wait for more!!\:D \:rah\:

    On Jan 29, 2008 drewsoltesz wrote:

    Nicely done!\:rah\:

    On Jan 30, 2008 spacemouse wrote:

    Very nice story. Keep up the good work. \:\)

    On Mar 11, 2008 civetinja wrote:

    Good start ! Thanks for sharing !\:\)

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