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Ima:Hey um you know the clouds have been rolling in.

Ima:Hey um you know the clouds have been rolling in. Iam:Oh they're no big deal. Don't fret my pet. Ima: And what about as it gets worse; cloudier and colder? Iam: Don't worry I said it would be OK. Ima: You're my Mt. Mush Man......but I'm getting REALLY WORRIED! (Later that night)
Iam: Hey honey you comming? I have something.......to show you. Ima: So what did you want to show me?
Iam: Close the tent and see. Ima: That was........an interesting.........uh find.......last night.
Iam: Only interesting? I was kind of hoping for fascinating.........awe inspiring would be nice.
Ima: Give me something to be "awed" by.
Iam: Ouch......brutal.
Ima: No what's brutal are these frosty mornings. That's why you're in your jacket. Iam: That Woo Hoo was amazing! Um Honey?
Ima: Yes?
Iam: When can we do that again?
Ima: I don't know I've been feeling weird.......been having headaches and I even got sick twice this morning.
Iam: Flu?
Ima: Maybe. Iam: So these headaches.......are they why you've been grouchy?
Ima: I'm not grouchy!!!! I'm .......just.......irritable. Iam: So that's what they're calling.........
Ima: I can show you groutchy if you'd like. Then you'd know the difference!
Iam: O......K......? I'll just eat my sandwich and hope to see tomarrow. Sheeesh Ima: Maybe I have been irritable lately. I just haven't been feeling myself lately. I usually LOVE fishing; I can't stop thinking that each fish who comes along was someones baby. What's the matter with me? Ima: Oh well maybe when my cousin comes over that will make me feel more myself again. Ima: Brrrrr Geez it's cold. I need to bring that up to Iam. I think I've had enough of outdoor life. Ima: Honey?
Iam: Yeah Monkey Face?
Ima: My one and only Mt. Mush Man?
Iam: OK what's up? Did a bear break into your Ho Ho stash again?
Ima: No baby face.
Iam: Uh oh......OK so what is wrong?
Ima: Oh just thaught we should get some skis.
Iam: Why?
Ima: Cuz it's too stinkin cold!
Iam: Oh geez here we go again. Honey we're not going to need skis. Your being melodramatic. Ima: Oh really?!?!? Melodramatic am I?!?!!? I've put up with being homeless!!!! Don't tell me I'm being melodramatic! Ima: I'm tired of storms! I'm sick of having to go into the Jeep or the outhouse everytime there is some lightning. I want a H-O-M-E home Iam........and I want one now! I'm sick of always eating the same thing........just because we don't have gas and power for a stove and real fridge. Instead it's always sandwiches and cereal or BBQ cuz we only have a cooler! Iam: All because of a few showers? Just cuz you like your fresh baked disserts? So we're going to kiss off the idea of living in natures glory huh? Nothing has happened.......none of us have gotten electrocuted. You said you'd give it a try. At least give it some more time. Please.
Ima: Oh OK I guess. My cousin and I are going to go hiking and maybe do some pictures of the scenery. She says she doesn't get enough subject material for good art. She's been lacking inspiration she said. Iam: Well I'm sure you guys will have no trouble finding something pretty for her to paint. Iam: Hey soups on! Soy dogs get em while their hot. Ima: Oooh girlfriend.......the other day he made breakfast for me and everything. Sonet: So how did you get lucky enough to get breakfast in bed?
Ima: Uh......er.......um..........you'll find out when you're older and have gotten married.
Sonet: Oh. I know what that means. I'm young.......but not that young. Iam: Oh I hate to admit it........the fire should would keep me warmer if I didn't have wind blowing on me. Iam: Brrrrr. I just may have to give in. I gotta admitt......I've been a bit too chilly a few times too. Iam: How did my folks keep me warm? I can't seem to keep us warm enough. Fires.....hot chocolate........and even an outhouse with hot running water are barely enough. Iam: I'll just warm up a tad bit more. Ima: Hey Sonet?
Sonet: Yeah?
Ima: I think my world's changing.
Sonet: Huh? You're not making much sense. Ima: Well that Woo Hoo that was good enough to get me breakfast in bed?
Sonet: Uhuh.......what about it?
 Ima: I think there's going to be a new ray of sunshine in our lives. Sonet: OK maybe it's cuz I'm a teenager........but? Woo Hoo......sun ray........huh? Does not compute. Ima: I think we may have just made an addition to the family. I think the reason I haven't been feeling well and I've been moody is cuz.......I might be........pregnant!
Sonet: Really? A new family member? How sweet.......a new baby cousin.
Ima: I'm not certain though so let's not say anything to Mushy.......I meant Iam.
Sonet: HAHAHAHAHAHA I'd almost forgotten you call him that. Iam: Hey guys what's so darn funny over there? I always thought chess was a serious game......a game of concentration? Iam: I wonder what thse two could be cackling about. Iam: If I can just catch enough of those golden trout I can go ahead with those building plans. I've heard that they can bring in quite a few simoleons. Iam: Well I guess a small cabin wouldn't be so bad. At least we could still be near this river and keep the same basic view. Iam: I think I'm going to miss some of the little things. Smelling dew 1st thing in the morning......that's better than coffee. We'll get around to making that cabin but I need to have a little bit more time with mother nature. I mean it's not like we're expecting or anything. Ima: Hey honey love of my life. My Mushy ushy man. Guess what?
Iam: Well you look a bit different for one thing. Did you do something to you hair?
Ima: No. Now concentrate. Guess what?
Iam: What? Ima: That was the doctor calling. We're pregnant!
Iam: You're.......pregnant? That's great Monkey Face
(thinks to HIMSELF oh boy so much for plenty of time) Iam: Well a backrub for the mother-to-be then. Iam: How's that?
Ima: Wonderful. I was wondering why I had been feeling so odd. Now we know.......there is a little one on the way. Iam: (to Ima"s belly)I'm going to do be the best daddy ever. Yes I am. Nothing but the best for my little seedling. Iam:(still to the belly/baby) I'm going to play games with you; like PEEK-A-BOO. Ima: I'm sure you'll make a great dad. Ima: Oh my gosh I'm cold. I can't fit my warm clothse either. Oh I am getting so fed up. Ima: Gotta warm the fanny. (thinks to herself) please baby don't give mama gas right now Ima:I can't take this anymore. I feel like all I do is spend all my time trying to stay warm. Ima: Oh yeah.....mmmmm.......calgon take me away. Ima: OK I'm refreshed........however still irritated. I want a cabin. I'm tired of hanging out in this outhouse. Ima: Oh goody. Iam you're just who I was wanting to see. Iam: Uh that doesn't sound .........inviting. What's up now?
Ima: Iam I've had it! (sobbs) Ima: I'd do just about anything......but I don't want to freez. And I won't have our baby freez! Iam: Don't fret my pet. Iam: I've got some ideas about that......just give me some time.
Ima: We don't have very much of that left. The baby is due very soon. And I don't want to be like an animal and have it our in the eleemnts.
Iam: Just bear with me. Ima: Oh shut up! I want a house! A cabin! Something solid with a roof! No weather! I don't want talk. I want action.
Iam: Yes dear no more storm or weather related problems for my Monkey Face. I'll get on it I promise. Just lets stop fighting. Lets stop being mad at eachother. OK?
Ima:OK. Seasefire. (Later on)
Mr. Ebay: Hello ma'am. I am here for the golden trout.
Ima: Uh? I'm sorry I don't know anything about that.
Mr. Ebay: Well the screen name I was to have this deal with was "MonkeyFacesMushyMan@smahoo.com".
Ima: Well that's my Iam alright. (After Mr.Ebay & Iam aka MonkeyFacesMushyMan@smahoo.com were done and iam knew how much he had made he called the local contractor's office)
Iam: (to the contractor's secretary) I'm up a long twisty road. It's one of those that the MINI Coopers always have ralleyes on. If it's going to be hard to find I can meat them at the bottom of the mountain. Iam: (still to secretary)What do you mean there is a political convention? What does that have to do with me? Iam:(still to secretary) Listin the love of my life is expecting. I have to get a contractor up here...... and ASAP. Iam:(still on the phone)Will I pay a little extra for comming out on short notice? Well.......how much is "a little"? Iam: Anything for my Monkey Face Iam: I'm telling you honey those guys want so much money it should be criminal. Ima: Well criminally expensive or not......we've got to get it done. Iam: Hey you know I have some old college buddies who did some construction work to pay for film school. Maybe they could help. Iam:They always wanted to make it to the Semmys (Emmy for sims) but it was never in the cards I guess. Ima: Oh I think I remember some of those art buddies of yours. Ima: it should be done soon honey. I'm getting closer and closer. Ima: Hey maybe we can make a mural on the nursery wall. I've got some ideas. Especially if we have a girl.
Iam: OK. Well I'll make some calls and you go take a nap. OK? Ima:Oh yes nappy-poo time. Zzzzz Ima:What rain? Gosh darn it! Ima:This hidding out in the outhouse has gotta go. Ima: Those 100ft seem like 100 miles when you can't get around so well. Ima: I love my little tent and camping gear made it duable. I sure hope we can get the cabin built before I....... Ima: Oh it's too late! Ouch! Oh my gosh!
Iam: What do you want me to do? I got ahold of my friends. They were on their way. Ima: Oh! Ouch! Mommy! I wish you'd have listened to me sooner. I'd be doing this inside a warm home. I just want to cry. I didn't want to have my baby outside. Iam: I'm sorry Monkey Face. It's a bit late to argue that point now. Ima: You jerk. I want my mommy! Ahhhh! Owwah! Ima: Oh Mushy Man I'm sorry I didn't mean that. It just hurts and I wanted this to be different. I wanted it to be less ow and more wow. And I didn't want to have the rain push the sweat into my eyes.
Iam: Hold on honey. My freinds are here.
Ima: Well work some magic boys........cuz it's iffy. Who has a house 1st you or me.

The Camper Family "cabin please" Part2

Aug 12, 2007 by hiedibear75
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    12 Comment(s) posted so far

    On Aug 13, 2007 atangki wrote:

    Very nice. Please do continue writing. \:D

    On Aug 13, 2007 jimmatt wrote:

    Can not wait for the next part, bring it out soon!!!!!!\:D \:D \:D

    On Aug 15, 2007 LaurieR wrote:

    Cute. I am on to your next story. \:rah\:

    On Aug 18, 2007 spacemouse wrote:

    Very nice story. Thanks for sharing. \:\)

    On Sep 28, 2007 goodie2shoes wrote:

    I thought it was really cute \:wub\:. \:\) I'll go read the next part now. \:rah\:

    On Sep 28, 2007 civetinja wrote:

    Good story ! Thanks !\:\)

    On Dec 3, 2007 qvisn wrote:

    Serious and comical, a bit like sweet and sour.\:P

    On Feb 7, 2008 qasert wrote:

    \:rah\:

    On Aug 20, 2008 tambriah wrote:

    i really like the camper family

    On Sep 15, 2008 cutedazy wrote:

    hilarious

    On Oct 9, 2008 skyblue7377 wrote:

    so good..and so funny...just brilliant

    On Mar 3, 2009 maxi king wrote:

    \:\(poor girl!\:\(Mr Ebay?I see!lol, I look sometimes in the magazine for a name but you beat me,love it!\:wub\:

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