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The night after the proposal, Jimmy had the night off, so he decided to discuss where Rachelle wanted to get married.

Jimmy: "Hey, Rachelle, where do you want to get married?"

Rachelle: "Hmm... Good question."

You guys should go to Twikkii Island!

Jimmy: "No, everybody goes there."

Rachelle: (freaked out) "Everybody goes where?"

Jimmy: "Uh, I was thinking mabye we shouldn't go to Twikkii Island because everyone goes there."

The night after the proposal, Jimmy had the night off, so he decided to discuss where Rachelle wanted to get married.

Jimmy: "Hey, Rachelle, where do you want to get married?"

Rachelle: "Hmm... Good question."

You guys should go to Twikkii Island!

Jimmy: "No, everybody goes there."

Rachelle: (freaked out) "Everybody goes where?"

Jimmy: "Uh, I was thinking mabye we shouldn't go to Twikkii Island because everyone goes there." Rachelle: "Yeah, and it's too much money for nothing but sand and ocean. Anyway... there's something I wanted to talk to you about."

Jimmy: (concerned) "Okay, shoot."
 Rachelle: "Let me just say it: I'm worried about Wanda. Ruining the house, I mean."

Jimmy: (non-chalantly) "Oh, please! She wouldn't break a shingle on this house. Even if she did, I would sue her six way from sunday."

Rachelle: (giggles) "You seem so tough."

(both chuckle) The next morning, Jimmy and I talked about where they should have their wedding. We came up with the perfect place.

Jimmy: "Me and a friend were talking and we thought mabye we should have our wedding at Takemizu Village. What do you think?" Rachelle: "Hmm..."

See? I told you she wouldn't go for it! Why don't you listen to me? Rachelle: "Well... that is different, and interesting! I"d love to!" Jimmy: "I'm so happy you like the idea."

See? I knew she'd like the idea! That afternoon, Rachelle tried her hand at making lobster. I wonder why this almost always happens when she cooks. Anyway, she burned it. Rachelle: "Why can't I cook lobster? I know everything there is to know about food, but I ALWAYS burn lobster. " Rachelle: (bleakly) "I'm sorry, Jimmy. I just can't make lobster (starts to cry)"

Jimmy: "No! It's good! I like it." (crunch crunch) Jimmy. It's blacker then the countertop.

Jimmy: "Hush!" Rachelle: "Blecch! Let's just order lobster from that fancy food place."

Jimmy: "Okay!" After they ate some digestable lobster, they were disturbed by a visit from one of Rachelle's old friends.

Wanda: "Take that, Rachelle! Teach you to steal my husband!" Jimmy: (runs outside) "Hey! Wanda, right?"

Wanda: (angrily) "Who wants to know?!"

Jimmy: "Calm down! I just want to talk to you. I know it's you that's been knocking down my trashcan and stealing my newspapers, so I'm just asking, as a completely innocent third-party observer, if you would stop. Please?" Wanda: "WHY SHOULD I?! You're in relation with the enemy, which makes YOU the enemy too!"

Jimmy: (confused) "Why? I haven't done anything to you!"

Wanda: "But you're associating with that homewrecking harlot!" Jimmy: (bellicose) "DON'T YOU EVER SPEAK ABOUT HER THAT WAY!!! She's a million times a lady then you'll EVER be!"

Wanda: (gasps...) Wanda: (walks away)

Jimmy: (angrily) "AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING BACK HERE!" After getting a helping of their ordered lobster, Rachelle noticed Jimmy looked really annoyed and wasn't even eating (she didn't see any of that scene because she was taking a shower).

Rachelle: "What's wrong? You look really pissed off for no reason and you didn't eat your lobster."

Jimmy: (fuming) "That idiot Wanda just came over for a visit! I confronted her about the fact that she's been knocking ourthrashcan down and stealing our newspapers, and she started yelling at me, saying I'm the enemy too! She was also bad-mouthing you for no reason!"

Rachelle: (sighs) "Mabye we shouldn't go to Takemizu Village for our wedding; that would be the perfect attempt to try and break into our house."

Jimmy: "No, I'll just get one of my friends to house-sit. I'll tell them about our situation. I'm sure they'll understand." When Jimmy finally calmed down, he went to call Brian, his good friend from work who lived only a couple of blocks from him.

Jimmy: "Hey, Brian?"

Brian: "Jimmy?"

Jimmy: "Yeah!"

Brian: "Oh! What's up?"

 Jimmy: "Well, I'm getting married this week and I need someone to house-sit. Could you possibly..."

Brian: "Say no more, of course I'll house-sit for you!"

Jimmy: "Really? Thanks! Come Wednesday at 9:00; we'll be gone by then. Oh, I almost forgot this one important detail: when you leave my house you MUST set my alarm. There's this crazy lady that's got beef with Rachelle and I'm afraid she'll do something drastic, like burn the house down! (chuckles)"

Brian: "Don't worry, you can count on me. Congrats on you getting married in advance."

Jimmy: "Thanks, man. Bye."

Brian: "See ya Wednesday." The days passed like hours, and before they knew it, it was time. They packed everything up and loaded into the shuttle bus. Rachelle: "Bye house!" (10 hours later)

You're finally here!

Jimmy: "Ye-" Before you answer, there's something I forgot to tell you you don't need to talk aloud to me anymore.

Jimmy: "Why?"

Last night, I used boolprop to access your thoghts, so now I can hear your thoughts instead of talking to me and having everybody think you're a freak

Jimmy: "Really?" Check one, two. Check one, two.

I hear you loud and clear. Concierge: "Welcome to the Takemizu Villas. There are a wide array of rooms available here. Is there anything you want in particular?"

Jimmy: "I'm looking for something affordable for a couple."

Concierge: (disgusted) "Oh. Well, check VIlla IV."

Jimmy: "Umm... thanks." I think.

(laughs) After settling in, Jimmy and Rachelle decided to get married right away (in traditional dress, of course).

Jimmy: "With this ring, I thee wed."

Rachelle: (choking up) "With this ring, I thee wed." You may now kiss the bride... Again... again... And again. After getting married, they had a rousing game of mah-jong...

Jimmy: "I win!"

Rachelle: "Are you sure you haven't played this before? This is the tenth time you've won." Ate a fish and rice dish called chirashi...

Jimmy: "Wow! That was good!"

Rachelle: "Eh." Then went back to the hotel to, umm... you know. Jimmy was woken up bright and early the next morning by the annoying vibrating of his cellphone. He stumbled around for ages until he could find his phone.

Jimmy: (groggily) "Hello?"

Brian: (frantically) "Jimmy?! Hey, it's Brian. Something happened! It wasn't my fault! I swear!"

Jimmy: "What are you talking about?"

Brian: (sadly) "You won't believe this, but some crazy lady burned down your house." Jimmy: (ANGRILY) "WHAT!?!"

Brian: (apologetically) "Don't worry, she's in police custody and they're making her pay for everything. You'll be able to retire on the lawsuit you're sitting on!"

Jimmy: "Forget that for now. First: are you okay?"

Brian: "Yeah." Jimmy: "Good. Okay, second: make sure they have the right person. Her name is Wanda Tinker; divorced from Stephen Tinker; and has one daughter, Melody Tinker, who is going to East State Tech."

Brian: "Okay, I'll check that."

Jimmy: "Last: I'm going back to Harmona on the next flight; tell the police to set my case up tomorrow."

Brian: "Will do. See ya tomorrow."

Jimmy: "Yeah, see ya." After Jimmy and Rachelle got dressed, he told her the bad news.

Jimmy: "Umm... remember when I was on the phone this morning, with Brian?"

Rachelle: "Yeah! What was that about? I thought he said he would only call if there was a State of Emergency declared in Harmona and we had to go back or be banned from Harmona forever."

Jimmy: "Well, it's not that; it's kinda close, though."

Rachelle: (concerned) "What's wrong?"

Jimmy: "your friend Wanda burned our house down." Rachelle: (gasps)

Jimmy: "Don't worry, the police caught her and she's paying for everything."

Rachelle: (starts crying) "Jimmy, there IS a reason to worry."

Jimmy: "We'll have another house in a couple of weeks. What's to worry about?" Rachelle: (crying) "Jimmy, I'm pregnant! I don't want my children in a ouse that's not ours for a second."

(awkward silence)

Jimmy: Oh, my God.

You said it.

The McKudon Legacy I: Part iv

Jun 17, 2008 by joker52455
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    5 Comment(s) posted so far

    On Jun 19, 2008 arc1801 wrote:

    \:rah\: \:wub\: \:cool\:

    On Jul 16, 2008 maryash2 wrote:

    that was very interesting!!\:\)

    On Jul 27, 2008 tiffanydenise69 wrote:

    i liked it i cant belive wanda burned their house down

    On Oct 1, 2008 -kalisa- wrote:

    \:eek\: I've never liked that Wanda...Anyway, this story was really funny!\:rah\: 5.0

    On Oct 8, 2009 martoele wrote:

    This is a real good one....\:rah\:

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