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The McKudons arrived back in Harmona faster than the speed of light to state their case in court. After months of cross-examinations, false witnesses, and fancy lawyer talk, the jury finally came up with a verdict. However, it was somewhat out of Jimmy and Rachelle's favor: Wanda was only found guilty of a few misdemeanors since there was hardly any evidence against her, and didn't spend a day in jail. However, she was held totally responsible for burning the McKudons' house down. She had to pay every last cent of insurance put into the house, plus harrassment and pain and suffering charges, leaving Wanda practically broke. With all that money, they were able to buy...

The McKudons arrived back in Harmona faster than the speed of light to state their case in court. After months of cross-examinations, false witnesses, and fancy lawyer talk, the jury finally came up with a verdict. However, it was somewhat out of Jimmy and Rachelle's favor: Wanda was only found guilty of a few misdemeanors since there was hardly any evidence against her, and didn't spend a day in jail. However, she was held totally responsible for burning the McKudons' house down. She had to pay every last cent of insurance put into the house, plus harrassment and pain and suffering charges, leaving Wanda practically broke. With all that money, they were able to buy... THIS! Nice, right?

Anyway, because they bought this huge mansion with the money they got form Wanda, she's been popping up in all hours of the day, walking up and down the sidewalk several times. It's driving Jimmy insane thinking of what she did, then seeing her walk past his house. Hey Jimmy, it's 2:30 in the morning. what are you still doing up?

"I can't sleep. I'm still freaked out about Wanda."

(sigh) This is the millionth time you've said that! You haven't done anything with her so I'm gonna fix this. "What do you mean?"

I bought you a Laganaphyllis Simnovorii.

(confused) "A what?"

A man-eating cow plant, stupid. It's for disposing of that witch, Wanda.

"You know what? I'd do anything to get her off my back."

So invite her over tomorrow, saying you want to apologize, then let the cow plant have her.

"Okay." (the next day)

Wanda: (sweetly) "Hello?"

Jimmy: "Wanda? Hi! It's Jimmy."

Wanda: "WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"

Jimmy: "I just wanted to see if you'd come over for dinner, or something. I feel really bad about what we did to you, and it was mostly Rachelle."

Wanda: "Okay, since I have nothing better to do. I'll come over tonight."

Jimmy: "Great! See you tonight!"

Wanda: "Whatever." (hangs up) That night, Wanda arrived. His plan was to make some fake apology, then feed her to the cow plant.

Jimmy: "Hi, Wanda. I just want to apologize first."

Wanda "Oh, really..." Wanda: "What kinda stunt are you trying to pull, 'cause I aint fallin' for it! I don't accept you're apology, and you're still the enemy!" Jimmy: "Well, could you at least take a look at my.... umm.... Mercury Tiger Trap? I've heard that you have a green thumb and it's been wilting."

Wanda: "Sure, whatever. Not for you, but for the plant." As Wanda tried to examine it, the cow plant sniffed her. Wanda: "Ew! Get away from me!" Whan she said that, it stuck out its vine cake.

Wanda: "OOOH! Cake!"

Jimmy hid behind the stone pillar, knowing what was next. When she went to grab it, the cow plant swallowed her whole. Jimmy laughed hysterically as the cow plant let out a deafening burp. After Jimmy was done disposing of Wanda, he went to see Rachelle. As you can see, Rachelle is far along in her pregnancy. The baby is expected any day now.

Jimmy: "Hey, little buddy! Why don't you come out so we can see you?"

Rachelle: (laughing) "Jimmy, you're scaring him, or her. He, or she's kicking like crazy!" Rachelle: "Did you do it?"

Jimmy: "Yes. She won't be bothering us anymore."

Rachelle: "Good."

You told her about this?!

Jimmy: Of course I did. She was so happy when she heard, though.

Oh, okay. As long as she doesn't squeal. That night, Rachelle woke up in terrible pain. Jimmy was sleeping downstairs, since he was in the basement and was too lazy to go upstairs.

Rachelle: "JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 Jimmy: (running up the stairs) "I'M COMING!!!" Rachelle: "The baby's coming!"

Jimmy: (hyperventilating) "Oh, my God." Besides a few screams, everything turned out all right. Rachelle had twins! Everybody, say hello to Serena Bailey McKudon...
 ...and Sebastian Ray McKudon.

Okay, that's it for now! Next chapter is parenthood!

The McKudon Legacy I: Part v

Jun 23, 2008 by joker52455
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    9 Comment(s) posted so far

    On Jun 24, 2008 maryash2 wrote:

    I like it \:D

    On Jun 24, 2008 sims2sweetie wrote:

    \;\) I can't wait until the nex part!\;\) \:rah\: \:rah\:

    On Jun 26, 2008 Angela! wrote:

    \:\)

    On Jun 26, 2008 finsgirlie wrote:

    twins!!! \:\) looking forward to the next part!

    On Jul 16, 2008 maryash2 wrote:

    i loved it!!\:wub\:

    On Jul 27, 2008 tiffanydenise69 wrote:

    that was so funny\:rah\: \:rah\:

    On Jul 27, 2008 tiffanydenise69 wrote:

    oh and i love love ur house\:wub\:

    On Oct 1, 2008 -kalisa- wrote:

    \:D I even felt a bit sorry for Wanda, LOL. \:rah\:

    On Oct 8, 2009 martoele wrote:

    \:\)

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