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Welcome to the McKudon Legacy! This is Jimmy C. McKudon. Jimmy is a Sim (obviously), but he isn't like other Sims. He has one significant and extremely rare characteristic that makes him different: he can hear me.

Welcome to the McKudon Legacy! This is Jimmy C. McKudon. Jimmy is a Sim (obviously), but he isn't like other Sims. He has one significant and extremely rare characteristic that makes him different: he can hear me. Don't believe me? Watch this: Jimmy can you introduce yourself?

"Okay. My name's Jimmy McKudon. I'm 23 years old. I was born on January 8, 1985, I have brown hair and blue eyes, my favorite color is blue, my middle name's Conan, I'm a very family-oriented Sim, and I want to have a smart family, so I want at least three of my future kids have to go to college. I'm an aquarius, I'm really into nature, and I went to Harmona University.

There's your proof. On with the story! What are you doing?

"Watching a movie, duh."

I can see that; what you should be doing is looking for a job.

"Aw, but this is the best part!"

Stop whining. What are you gonna do when the cable bill comes?

"(sigh) Fine. (sticks tongue out)."

How mature. Well?

"Hold on, I can't find it."

Find what?

"An appealing job."

Just pick something.

"Stop bossing me around!

Hey! I created you, and I can delete you.

(panicked) "Okay." (An hour later) Hey did you find a job yet?

(nervously) "No, still looking!" (moves head to block the screen)

What are you doing?

"Nothing!"

(looks at computer screen) YOU'RE PLAYING THE SIMS 3?!

"Okay, I'll go back to looking for a job." (After finally finding a job as a golf caddy, I thought I should give him some food.)

"I'm starving!"

Okay, just a second. By the way, you see his ears? That's how he can hear me.

"Hey! I'm dying of starvation and you're talking about my ears? I'm hungry!"

You'll eat in a second. You want to eat something good right? "Yes!"

Okay. Now stand still.

"Why? What are you gonna do?"

Oh, nothing. Don't be alarmed. I'm just using boolprop on your brain to enhance your culinary skills.

"Hey. Ow! That hurts! Haha! That tickles!" There! Umm, are you okay?

"Ohh, my aching head." (Drops to the floor)

(sigh) That went well. (several hours later)

(yawns) "What happened?"

You fainted and sleepwalked to bed.

"Cool; I'm smart when I'm sleeping."

Yeah, whatever. "I'm starving!"

Well you never got to eat last night.

"An omelet sounds good right now, but I don't think I can make one."

Well, you can try. "Okay, here goes nothin'." .... ....... ...... .... "Hmm."

Well, it looks good.

"Yeah, but it might taste like rubber."

Well... Oh my god! You must've been really hungry; you're eating like a starved wolf! (with mouth full) "This tastes great!" (later that day)

Hey, watcha doin'?

"I'm working on a novel. It's a mystery about this rich guy who steals all the city's money, and--"

That's great. Anyway, you need a girlfriend, so go call the matchmaker.

"Aww, but I'm working on this. Can't I do that later?"

NO! Listen, I will delete you.

"Yeah, yeah, you already gave me the 'I brought you into this world and I'll take you out of it' speech." Matchmaking Service: "This is 1-800-DATELINE. How may I help you?"

Did someone answer?

Jimmy: "Shh!"

MS: "I'm sorry, sir?"

J: "Sorry, I was talking to someone else. Can I make an appointment for some time this afternoon, please?"

MS: "You can, but there's only one opening; it's at 4:35."

J: "Okay. That's fine."

MS: (writes appointment down) "Okay you're all set. Have a nice day."

J: "Thanks. You too." (4:35; Matchmaker arrives)

Jimmy: "Hi, I called for a blind date?"

Matchmaker: "Yes. How much are you willing to pay?" J: "Pay?!"

Do it.

J: (surprusingly intimidated) "Umm... $100."

M: "Are you sure?"

J: "Yeah."

M: "Okay. (under breath) cheapskate." M: "ooooh.....hmmm.........oh! I see someone......a woman.......her aura almost perfectly matches yours."

J: "Wow!" (thinking) I have no idea what that means, but I guess that's a good thing. M: "She's almost here."

J: "Come on! I can't stand the suspense!"

Niether can I! Girl: Ow! Girl: That's the last time I try to make penne a la vodka.

Will Jimmy and this mystery girl hit it off?
Will they be complete opposites and want to rip each others heads off?
Will I stop writing this story before it begins?

All these questions will be answered in The McKudon Legacy: Part II

The McKudon Legacy

Apr 25, 2008 by joker52455
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    18 Comment(s) posted so far

    On Apr 27, 2008 gatorgurl_0402 wrote:

    First to comment well any ways it was awesome i loved it very funny.I dont like that girl.\:rah\: \:rah\: \:rah\:

    On Apr 27, 2008 captainlicious wrote:

    Heh. Lovely story \:rah\:

    On Apr 27, 2008 thekewlestnerd wrote:

    very cute story! \:D

    On Apr 27, 2008 Sumashedshaya wrote:

    funny story!i loved it!\:\)

    On Apr 27, 2008 wrote:

    That certainly made me laugh \:D You might try and ajust your camera settings to make the pics less blurry \:\)

    On Apr 27, 2008 wrote:

    camera pic's low\:mad\:

    On Apr 28, 2008 wrote:

    pretty good made me laugh\:rah\:

    On Apr 28, 2008 lug12 wrote:

    good story.

    On May 2, 2008 Lily Fairy2 wrote:

    I loved it! Your style of writing is EXACTLY like mine!! ^_^\:D

    On May 11, 2008 civetinja wrote:

    Thanks for sharing !\:\)

    On May 15, 2008 arc1801 wrote:

    \:rah\:

    On May 30, 2008 babygrl12345 wrote:

    Very creative and humorous!\:P

    On Jun 7, 2008 doraboots wrote:

    Very nice story \;\)

    On Jun 24, 2008 bryjhiro10 wrote:

    Good story, really enjoyed it. Can't wait to read next chapter.

    On Jul 18, 2008 Herzen & Blasen wrote:

    \:rah\:

    On Jul 27, 2008 tiffanydenise69 wrote:

    nice like ur writing style

    On Oct 1, 2008 -kalisa- wrote:

    \:D Great!\:rah\:

    On Oct 8, 2009 martoele wrote:

    Very humoristic...

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