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You are hereby cordially invited to attend the hanging of Dick Turpin, highwayman........

You are hereby cordially invited to attend the hanging of Dick Turpin, highwayman........ "Hello my dears. That's right, come closer. You've nothing to fear from old Moll. I want to tell you the story of my friend Dick and how he came to be imprisoned here in the dungeons of York Castle." "You've already read the sign, I daresay. It lets people know that Dick is soon to be hung at Tyburn. They want to make sure of a big crowd on the day so they can charge people to watch."
"Dick was a highwayman.....He'd bully travellers on the king's highway at night and demand they hand over their gold and jewellery." "Like poor Dorian Smythe here who was returning home from an honest day's labour when he was shocked and startled by the sound of somebody approaching him from behind." "What do you want from me, you ruffian?" poor Dorian whimpered, cowering in fear. Dick demanded that Dorian hand over his gold wedding band and the gold buttons from his fancy coat. "You can cut the buttons from my coat," Dorian pleaded with Dick,"But please don't take my wedding band. It has great sentimental value for me." "But Dick was merciless and took Dorian's wedding band regardless. As Dick strode away poor Dorian clutched his chest with the pain of losing it." "Dick was also a horse stealer. One night he crept into a local farm and found two beautiful black horses in the farmer's stables. The horses had been kept well by the farmer since they were foals and as a consequence were extremely tame and trusting of all human beings. Dick didn't have any trouble in getting the horses to follow him along the road. They followed him obediantly just by him beckoning them. He kept one of the horses for himself and named it Black Bess." "One night Dick was in his local tavern practising one of his favourite habits when a particularly lovely young lady entered and caught Dick's eye." "The young lady was none other than the virginal daughter of rich landowner Sir John Glutton who was only visiting the tavern to collect a bottle of brandy to ease the pain of her father's gout. Not recognising her, Dick made appalling suggestions to her which made the young lady cover her ears in horror." "Then without warning Dick made a sudden lunge for the young lady. She threw up her hands in horror and cried, "Help!" "Unbeknownst to Dick, Captain Nathan Spiker had been waiting outside for the young lady and had rushed into the tavern when he heard her cry. Nathan Spiker was Sir John Glutton's steward. "You dastard," cried Spiker,"You'll apologise at once, do you hear sir!" "Oh will I?" said Dick,"We'll see about that!" "Dick dashed gin into Spiker's face. "You'll pay for that sir," raged Spiker. And he led Dick away to York Castle to be placed in a cage and be subjected to the elements and the mockery of the locals." "Dick bit his knuckle as he was about to step into the cage. "I'm sorry Captain Spiker," he sobbed,"I was out of order, I see that now. Please let me go and it won't happen again, I swear." "Too late for apologies now you swine," roared Spiker and slammed the door of the cage shut behind Dick and turned the key in the lock." "The next day Sir John Glutton's daughter came by and mocked Dick through the bars. "Do you want a banana, monkey?" she jeered at him." "Would you like to know about Dick's imprisonment and eventual execution? You would? Then you'll have to join me next time for the second installment of 'An Invitation to a Hanging'. Bye bye for now."

An Invitation to a Hanging

Jun 2, 2012 by kidnumber48
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    26 Comment(s) posted so far

    On Nov 4, 2006 wrote:

    \:rah\:

    On Nov 4, 2006 MoriaG wrote:

    That was a great story. i love the story line and scene setup. the customes are wonderful. keep up the good work
    \:D \:D \:D

    On Nov 4, 2006 kidnumber48 wrote:

    Thankyou for your nice comments Salavat and MoriaG. Thankyou also to Besen at Besen's Sims 2 page for the highwayman outfit and tricorn hat. I recommend that anyone who likes highwayman stories also views The Highwayman at http://www.machinima.com/films.php?id=1249 which was also made using the Sims 2. Turn your speakers on for that one because it is after all a music video. They also use Besen's highwayman outfit. \:\)

    On Nov 4, 2006 kkffoo wrote:

    Good use of language, well done & I agree the costumes are wonderful..will check out movie too thanks.

    On Nov 5, 2006 wrote:

    The customes are fantastic and I like the horses.\:D

    On Nov 6, 2006 vkd wrote:

    Great story, fantasic costumes. Same that some of the pictures are rather dark but I know the highwaymen often worked in the dark! Looking forward to more!\:D

    On Nov 7, 2006 Baby_Cat wrote:

    good start\;\)

    On Nov 7, 2006 newmansfan12 wrote:

    Good story.\:D

    On Nov 8, 2006 boogerbrat101 wrote:

    cute i guess\:wacko\:

    On Nov 8, 2006 Olga2102 wrote:

    Awesome!!!\:rah\: \:rah\: \:rah\:

    On Nov 8, 2006 TabbyDragon wrote:

    The words used in the story fit the setting perfectly. I know how difficult it is to that! Good job.\:\)

    On Nov 9, 2006 drewsoltesz wrote:

    Very well done, great use of costumes...and thanks for the info on where to get them! The dark shots gave it a moody presentation! Great work!!\:\)

    On Nov 10, 2006 greeksim wrote:

    Great story and presentation\:rah\: 5 from me

    On Nov 11, 2006 Ajoya wrote:

    \:D WONDERFUL! I miss good ole' modern day stories like these\:wub\: Can't wait for the next one! Kudos to you!\:rah\:

    On Nov 13, 2006 Miyu-Tenshi wrote:

    Oh, I love the cage and the horses where did you get them? Anyway I really enjoyed your story nice job!!\:rah\: \:D \:P

    On Nov 13, 2006 kidnumber48 wrote:

    Thankyou to Cyclonesue for her 'The Gaoler's House' which features the outside cage. Also thankyou to suiryuue for the running and rearing horses in black. I still don't have a rating on this story. Remember to rate!!!\:\)

    On Nov 17, 2006 Linasmultrollet wrote:

    \:\) \:\)

    On Nov 28, 2006 zlsuter wrote:

    great start cant wait for more \:rah\:

    On Dec 2, 2006 wrote:

    Amazing, I've never read a story like this before. A little short though.\:\)

    On Dec 27, 2006 manuela55 wrote:

    \:cool\:

    On Dec 31, 2006 shady411 wrote:

    Amazing job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\:rah\:

    On Jan 12, 2007 Pete789 wrote:

    \:rah\:

    On Jan 25, 2007 civetinja wrote:

    Thanks !\:\)

    On May 18, 2007 cariadbach wrote:

    Reading this before I go off to read part two, very well done\:rah\:

    On May 19, 2007 wrote:

    \;\)

    On Oct 27, 2007 qvisn wrote:

    Good start.\:D

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