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Hello! This is my new story Starlight. It's a spoof of Twilight. If you have not seen Twilight then it is about a girl called Bella and she falls in love with a vampire, Edward who wants to eat her.
However, in Starlight a girl called Becca with no social skills moves to a town called Spoons full of vampires to live with her dad, Charlie, who treats her like a toddler. She then meets a vampire called Jedward. She likes Jedward and Jedward likes her but also a mysterious boy called Jake likes her too.

Thanks to all the CC creators whose work I have used!

Hello! This is my new story Starlight. It's a spoof of Twilight. If you have not seen Twilight then it is about a girl called Bella and she falls in love with a vampire, Edward who wants to eat her.
However, in Starlight a girl called Becca with no social skills moves to a town called Spoons full of vampires to live with her dad, Charlie, who treats her like a toddler. She then meets a vampire called Jedward. She likes Jedward and Jedward likes her but also a mysterious boy called Jake likes her too.

Thanks to all the CC creators whose work I have used!
This is me Becca Swan, I have just moved to a town in Spoons where my father, Charlie Swan, lives. My mother,Renée, left when I was young to be with some pro golfer. After that she moved to Phoenix in Arizona. I was left with my father but he was too emotional so I lived with my aunt for 9 years.
But all that has changed now and I am going to re-build my life here in Spoons. Something about this town does not seem normal... I thought I saw vampire bats then for a momment! It's probably just because I'm nervous. I have not been to Spoons for years. We drove past the Royal House of Spoons and saw the Queen of Spoons. She did not look very human, but I'm sure it's because she has been so busy working that she has not had time to go outside and get a tan. Then we saw one of the Princesses Then we saw the Royal Family of Spoons with two guards. Everyone here is so pale! I just can't figure it out, and the red eyes too, so unusual. As I looked out of the window my eyes met a scary sight! I could not believe what I was seeing! I just could not work out why these people were so strange. I looked at the Spoons sign. 2234 people live here. Actually make that 2233 I looked out the car window at my new house. It looked just the same as when I was here last. I put my cactus on the living room table and went upstairs. My cactus had great value to me, it was from my old house where I lived with my aunt in a very hot and dry village. Charlie: I kept the room how you liked it Becca
Becca: Dad I'm a teenager
Charlie: Oh
Becca: Dad I really don't think I will use these again
Charlie: But Bella you loved your stroller!
Becca: Dad I'm grown up now, I can walk, I don't need a stroller
Charlie: Sure you don't want to play with your teddy's?
Becca: Yes dad I'm sure
Charlie began to feel sad that Becca was not his little girl anymore, so he changed the subject.
Charlie: Becca, remember Jake Black?
Becca: Yeah I used to play teddy's with him
Charlie: He's coming round later to show you where Spoons High School is, and there is also a little present from me
Becca: Dad I told you I don't need a stroller!
Charlie: Calm down Becca! Please give me another chance, I'm only trying to be a good father to you.
Jake: Hi Becca! Remember me? It's Jake!
Becca: Yeah my dad told me you were coming
Jake: I hear your going to Spoons High School
Becca: Yeah
Jake: Me too! Your dad said I should show you where it is
Charlie: And you can drive there in this car, a welcome home present from me
When we got there Jake saw a cat in the woods
Jake: CAT!
He chased after the cat leaving me to go to school
I walked to the building, there were three girl triplets hanging around outside.
Girl 1: Like what are you wearing?
Girl 2: I used to have that hair style before I got a boyfriend
Girl 3: Ha ha ha
Girl 1: Ha ha ha
Girl 3: Is that your dad's old jumper?
Girls: Ha ha ha
Jessica: Like hi Becca! Welcome to Spoons High School!
Becca: Umm hi (sounding nervous)
Jessica: So like I will pretend to be your bff! But touch James and I will tell everyone your wearing you Grandads jumper! Am I clear Becca?
Becca: Yes Jessica
Jessica: Like perfect!
Jessica: So anyway! Like me and the girls are going shopping tonight!
Becca: Hope you enjoy yourself
Jessica: No silly! Your coming too!
Becca: Ok
Jessica: Because I like totally need a dress for the prom! And so do you!
Becca: I'm not going to the prom
Jessica: No Becca! Like you have to come to the prom!
Becca: Oh
Jessica: As my pretend bff it is your job too! You are talking to the future prom queen remember?!
Becca: Yes
Jessica: I have been dreaming of this momment since I was a baby girl! And you will be coming to watch me be crowned queen!
Jessica: Like Becca do you know how serious this is?! The prom is the biggest part of any girls life! And you are not going to dressed like that!
Becca: Ok
Jessica: I will be wearing red, and you will be wearing a wavey blue dress with wavey hair, am I clear? Because red and blue like go perfect. Am I right Becca?
Becca: Yes your right
Jessica: So like James is totally awesome
(Becca stares at the Cullens)
Jessica: Like Becca are you even listening to me?
(Becca continues staring)
Jessica: BECCA?!
Becca: Who are they?

Starlight- Part 1

Mar 5, 2011 by Em Emz Emmy
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    8 Comment(s) posted so far

    On Mar 6, 2011 martoele wrote:

    Nice start! Curious how Jessica always start her phrases with 'Like'.... \:\)

    On Mar 7, 2011 Elle0Eloise wrote:

    LOL\:D The Tiger Woods joke was genious!

    On Mar 7, 2011 Elle0Eloise wrote:

    \:D Omg can't wait for Starlight- Part 2! I love Twilight, and I love your story Sunlight! Biggest fan lol! Another one of my favourite parts was the sign with how many people live in Spoons and then Becca see's someone get eaten lol and then says "Actually make that 2233" I'm laughing in real! ROFL and Jake's tail! LOL, the problem with Twilight was that there was no clues that Jacob was a wolf, but you left plenty lol\:D \:D \:D , I must go and bookmark you now so I don't miss Sunlight- Part 2.
    And congratulations on the feature! Well deserved and the best story I seen on Tsr

    On Mar 7, 2011 Elle0Eloise wrote:

    I mean Starlight- Part 2! SO EXCITED \:D

    On Mar 7, 2011 loveopi1 wrote:

    It's a little bit like Vampires Suck....
    LOL \:\)

    On Mar 20, 2011 jasminehellokitty121994 wrote:

    Soo much like twilight, You'v done well! really great story!

    On Oct 10, 2011 tcancel wrote:

    cant wait to read more about starlight\:ph34r\: , its wonderful\:rah\: \:rah\:

    On Apr 8, 2012 spitzmagic wrote:

    I loved it \:wub\:

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