Hi guys! Pretty much a week after Easter, here's another story! Just a little something that makes you think that Easter isn't really over ;) Thank you to everbody who's been anticipating it, it is very much appreciated :D So here it is, one last Easter treat that won't make you feel sick of chocolate! Enjoy!
"Relax! This will just add some natural curves to you. Your frame is skinnier than the zimmer frame (Google it) you probably use. Then I'm sure that all the guys will have the hots for you!" I replied.
"Well, if it makes that Roger show me how he can take out his dentures with his tongue only, then okay!"
And she stepped in to the machine.
Then my friend rang, to say that she had delivered the ingredients for Ambrosia! Can you guess why I'm making Ambrosia? My friend was right! The ingredients were sat there, like they had just got there! Well, I suppose they had. Anyway, the dish consists of Deathfish, Life fruit, and some magical fairy flavouring (salt and pepper)! And now to see if you thought correctly! If you thought that I'm making Ambrosia to feed to poor children, then you're wrong. Who am I, the Easter Bunny? I'm actually making it to resurrect a woman's late husband. I laid the ingredients out on the chopping board, even though I didn't do any chopping. Then I mashed all of the ingredients together. I then poured the mixture into a large tray. Weird, I never remember making that much mixture. I then put it into the oven to bake. It looks delicious, doesn't it? Well, unfortunately, none of us can eat it. Only a ghost can. But I'll be more than happy to send you the left-overs! I'm sure you'd love to taste highly-rendered 3D food! Anyway, I then put it into the fridge for later. Time to relax with a cup of white hot chocolate with low-fat cream. Fairies need to relax too, you know! But while I was waiting for the widow to arrive, a hideous beast prowled into the room. What could it be? A vampire? A werewolf? Agnes Crumplebottom? Worse. It was Elsie! I guess she stayed in the body sculptor for too long.
"AARGH! Get away from me, you hideous beast!" I screamed.
"Excuse me, love? Sorry, I lost my hearing aid." she replied.
"Elsie? Boy, someone stayed in the body sculptor for too long. You should have been more careful."
"But you were the one who put me in there in the first place!"
"Oh well, some men like a bit of junk in the trunk. Now there's enough for everybody! Anyway, I think the widower's here." I walked over to her. She was clearly upset.
"Hello! You must be Wendy the Widow!"
"Yes. I am. Why have you invited me here?"
"Because I am going to give you a very special gift - I am going to resurrect your late husband!"
"Really? Oh my gosh! You are so kind! How will you do it?"
"Follow me." "NOOOO!" I screamed. How could she? I thought that she just looked obese, I mean, curvy, not actually ate like she was! At least Wendy would soon get that opportunity to donate her hubbie's ashes to the Science lab. Then, out of nowhere, a little kid popped up. He was a little culinary success story. He would definitely go far in life. It makes me sick, I mean, good for him! "Yay! I just baked a delicious pie! I'm going to give it to all my friends!" he said. He was sooo the boastful type. "Hey, kid!" I shouted.
"Yes miss?" he asked, in a very polite manner.
"Why are you baking baby pies? You should bake some real stuff, like some cakes that are on fire!"
"That's not possible." Well, Mr Smarty Pants, it actually is. Everybody knows that! "You know what you need! Nectar! It's delicious! Especially when it's older than your mother! Would you like some? This one contains cherries and a variation of ridiculously named French grapes." I asked.
"No thanks, my mummy says that I'm not allowed nectar. I had a little sip once, and it was very strong. From my experiences it's an adult drink that makes them dance funny and lets them sleep anywhere they like." he replied. "Suit yourself. More for me!" I said with delight. Mmm, this tastes very nice! Right then, that's the end of my kind deeds! I am glad that you could seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... THUD! Oops! I forgot that Fairies weren't supposed to have nectar made by Sims! We could only drink nectar made by the sap of the Nug-Nug trees! *THE NEXT DAY*
Okay, so maybe my kind deeds weren't that useful. But it's not my fault, it's everyone else's fault for being so unappreciative! Anyway, I am an overnight sensation on every website! Yes, it turns out that 'Frail Old Elsie' actually had the latest video recorder! She recorded me falling over, and posted it on the internet! At least I am now famous! Well, I think infamous is more suited. I'll see you next year - if the Police haven't caught me by then...
Thanks to Peachybitz1, because she made the gorgeous cottage the story was set in :D
In page 14, The Easter Fairy called the newly large Elsie a beast. If you think that you are around her size, then please take in the fact that I was joking! Plus size people are not beasts, they are beautiful, and should be proud :D I can't think of anything else that may offend anybody, but if anything does, then I am probably joking!
The Easter Fairy
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