Ellz-a-Bob (1682537)
About Me
Ellie, Thirteen, O6th March.
Loves to dance & write.
I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no fricking way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notbook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear the crap up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I'll always choose rock.Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say oh crap I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!
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Zenta889Jul 12, 2009
Great motto!
ESMIMMASNov 19, 2008
Hey I want to gave you my model but I don't know ....
Whoud you tell me how?
narnianaNov 18, 2008
I made a mistake..her eyes are green!!! ..And..i forgot to mention that her face is the first choice in the (whole) face fix!!Sorry for the mess... !! Anyway..-->Her name is Wendy Jones and she is 21 years old!!She has a plesure aspiration,is cancer,likes sports, painting,cleaning!!!Her dream..is to become a famous model!! Oh..and she likes men that are blond,with facial hair,kind and funny!!She hates the sloopy,rude and 'smelly' ones!! ...Is that enough?If you want to learn anything more just ask me!!See ya!