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Pulp Fiction
Published Jan 18, 2021


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Small Town Sim PRESENTS:

Sims version to "Pulp Fiction"
The following scenes have been edited to allow for a PG-13 Rating. Our part of the story begins as Jules and Vincent are discussing food and France.

Small Town Sim PRESENTS:

Sims version to "Pulp Fiction"
The following scenes have been edited to allow for a PG-13 Rating. Our part of the story begins as Jules and Vincent are discussing food and France.
Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the heck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King
Vincent: You know Marselles' old lady?
Jules: Yeah.
Vincent: Whats her name?
Jules: Mia. She usta' be an actress.
Vincent: She ever do anything I woulda' saw?
Jules: I think her biggest deal was she starred in a Pilot once.
Vincent: Whats her name again?
Jules: Mia... Why you so interested in big mans wife?
Vincent: Well, Marselles is leavin' for Florida and when he's gone, he wants me to take care of Mia.
Jules: Take care of her? Shoot her?
Vincent: No not that! Take her out. Show her a good time. Don't let her get lonely.
Jules: You're gonna be takin' Mia Wallace out on a date?
Vincent: It ain't a date. It's like when you and your buddy's wife go to a movie or somethin'. It's ... you know... good company.
**Jules just looks at him**
Vincent: It's not a date! It's not.
**Still silence**
Vincent: Just taken Marselles' wife out to eat while Marselles is away. I'm telling ya' its not.... Vincent goes to pick up Mia Wallace and after Mia plays 20 questions with him at her apartment all the while videoing him, the two left to go to the 50's Retro hot-spot, "Jack Rabbit Slims." Vincent is nervous, Mia is reserved and the night is just beginning. Once in the restaurant, they both order a hamburger and Mia orders a $5 milk shake. Waitress: How d'ya want that shake? Martin & Lewis or Amos & Andy?
Mia: Martin and Lewis.
Vincent: Did you just order a five-dollar shake?
Mia: Sure did.
Vincent: A shake? Milk and ice cream?
Mia: Uh-huh.
Vincent: (looking at the Waitress, who looks like Marilyn Monroe) It costs five dollars?
Waitress: Yep.
Vincent: You don't put bourbon in it or anything?
Waitress: Nope.
Vincent: Just checking.
Vincent: ... Uh.. I heard you did a Pilot for TV.
Mia: That was my 15 minutes.
Vincent: What was it?
Mia: It was a show about a team of female secret agents, called "Fox Force Five."
Vincent: What?
Ma: Fox Force Five. Fox , as in we're a bunch of foxy chicks. Force, as in we're a force to be recokoned with. And five... as in there are 1...2...3...4...5 ot us; each one of us had a specialty we did on the show.
Vincent: What was yours?
Mia: Knives and I was supposed to tell a joke every week if the show had'a got picked up.
Vincent: Tell me one.
Mia: No. I would be embarrased.
Vincent: Come on. Don't be that way.
Mia: No and besides now its been too built up.

Once the milk shake arrives, Mia picks it up and takes a deep sip.
Mia: Yummy!
Vincent: Can I have a sip of that? I'd like to know what a five-dollar shake tastes like.
Mia: Be my guest.
Vincent reaches for the shake and takes a sip.
Vincent: Gosh-darn! That's a pretty stinkin' good milk shake!
Mia: Told ya.
Vincent: I don't know if it's worth $5.00, but it's pretty stinkin' good.
Both fall silent. Mia stands up.
Mia: Well I'll tell you what, I'll go "powder" my nose ... while you sit here and think of something to say.
Vincent: I'll do that.
In the bathroom ... Mia's version of powdering her nose varies greatly to most peoples version of powdering the nose. In keeping with our PG-13 rating... we will return to our story "minus" the bathroom scene. :-) Mia: Vincent, do you still want to hear my Fox Force Five joke?
Vincent: Sure, but I think I'm still a little too petrified to laugh.
Mia: No, you won't laugh, 'cus it's not funny. But if you still wanna' hear it, I'll tell it.
Vincent: I can't wait.
Mia: Three tomatoes are walking down the street: Poppa Tomato, Momma Tomato and a little baby Tomato. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa Tomato gets angry and goes over to the baby Tomato and smooches him... and says ... Catch up! The Emcee, who looks like Ed Sullivan, announces a dance contest for couples. Mia: Lets dance.
Vincent: Nah- I'm not in a dancing mood.
Mia: I do believe Marselles, my husband, your boss, told you to take me out and do WHAT EVER I wanted... Now I wanna' dance, I wanna' win. I want a trophy. So dance good.
Vincent: So let's dance.
Mia and Vincent, both shoe-less now, dance to the beat of a popular 50's favorite. Never smiling or changing their expressions, both dance in a way that all eyes are on them. Vincent not only matches Mia's steps but adds a few of his own. Without question, Mia and Vincent win the dance contest. Mia Wallace gets the trophy she wanted and the two head home. A group pic of the characters in our story today.
Credit to the following:
cruella56 for Vincent Vegas out fit and bolo tie she made just for ME!
RoseSims2.net for the Trophy and artillary
cainlord (TSR) sims: Vincent Vega and Jules Winfield
ja401 for helping me locate the trophy
All other sims in the story where made by Small Town Sim
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jadespacemonkeyFeb 27, 2008

Unbelievable.....great recapture of the movie\;\)

therealmateoSep 10, 2007

"Gosh darn, that's a stinkin good milk shake." \:confused\:
Love it.\:D

md198Aug 25, 2007

Good job on making it PG-13\:D You must have picked the hardest movie to clean up!

spacemouseJul 1, 2007

Very nice story. Thanks for sharing. \:\)

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