Speedbumps hurt my boobs
I aspire to construct a bottomless hole.
I think fish are useless pets.
My boyfriend's occupation is musician.
The above fact pisses my dad off.
I love that
I have multi-colored hair.
I just don't 'get' Coldplay.
I play guitar, drums, and piano... I'm freakin' multi-talented.
I work too much.
One day I will rule the world.
Vegas is my favorite place to drink.
Austin is my favorite place to play.
I say Bite me a lot.
Jesus probably isn't my homeboy... in fact I doubt he likes me.
Vegetarian marshmallows make me happy.
I rock.
This is the end of my about me section.