kmichm (2177852)
About Me
My name is Kimberly, not Kim, Kimmy, or Kimbo and I have a hole in my pants. I don�t need to dye my hair unnatural colors or punch some walls to show how hardcore I am. I am a dedicated carnivore. I try my best not to let people get to me but I usually fail. I don�t trust anyone except my little brother and my best friend so don�t try to weasel your way into my life and expect mutual trust. I�m a dork; dork also means whale�s penis, which I am not. Give me sour candy and I�ll look Chinese for you. Speaking of the Chinese, I could really go for some shrimp lo mein. When I say �LMAO� I�m actually laughing. I�m not afraid to tell you if you have something stuck in your teeth. I have a crush on my iPod and its getting pretty serious. I don't like people who type like retards, so don't talk to me if you do that. Also don�t send me your stupid game invite things. I do not want to join your mafia or own everybody and their grandma. I�m a complete klutz so be nice or I�ll trip over something and fall on you. I don�t party like its 1999 so don�t invite me. I don�t need to drink to have fun or smoke to look cool and honestly, neither do you. I have a hard time being serious and I�m usually trolling. I�m extremely short and can never see at concerts. I take everything to heart and am easily saddened. I have a slight temper and will threaten to bomb your house and murder your closest and most dearest kin if you make me mad. I hold grudges. I�m deathly afraid of feet. I�m a super perv and will laugh at anything that�s inappropriate. My gay best friend and I surf the web looking for Miley Cyrus�s titteeeehs. And, in closing, I�m the best thing since nutella.
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Demented DesignsJun 05, 2013
Wow I am the first here! Welcome to TSR. Thank you for the nice comment you left on Ranch Lorraine! It is not my usual style, but I wanted to try something different.