Giggle Fit

OK, some of this is in response to spladoum's comment on my last post. I finally got into Generations a little bit more to check things out. One, I did notice the added shower sex when I sent my guy to take a shower. I actually did a double take. I must say that is long overdue. I know, TMI macgirl! What? I'm 36. Sheesh. I also went into CAS to check out the clothes, hair, patterns and what not and came across the body hair options for men. But, it's only YA up. I was checking out teen stuff and poor teen boys have to stay all babyskinned and bare. What? They can have facial hair. Don't the legs and arms and... other areas blossom too? LOL I know, more TMI. I mean, the teens in sims can drive. They're not 13. Eh, fine, BE that way EA. Ya know, they don't stay babies forever. What do I know though, I'm only a Mom, of a teen boy.

OK, I haven't tried the treehouses yet. I don't have kiddies running amok yet on my lot. I've seen them in the catalog when I was perusing but... spladoum mentioned treehouse sex. Really? Isn't that just sort of WRONG. I mean, your kids play up there. Little kids. In princess dresses and swinging wooden swords. C'mon now. No body hair for teen boys but there is treehouse sex? Something is amiss there. Would YOU want your little princess playing in... that? Would you want your kids to even find out accidentally? What if they caught you? Try explaining the slivers in your behind and why you have to go to the doctor because they're infected. Eeewww... parents don't have sex! That's preposterous. OK, now I have to get my vamps a treehouse just to see. If only they had a tree. ROFL

My sims I'm playing to test this all out are engaged. They were engaged before Generations came out. I saved the wedding though. Well, they went on a date (another new thing, sort of) one night, to The Grind. It was the hotspot for the night. I didn't want to hear them whine about how boring some place was. The date went well and my chick wants a second date with her squeeze. There's a good sign. Anyway, once they arrived home the bartender called my dude to exclaim he needed to have a bachelor party before the wedding. Uh, wow, how'd you know? We were just there on a date. She didn't flash a ring or anything. Didn't even talk about it. Psycho sims. Oops, I mean psychic. LOL I thought, what the hey. So I planned a bachelor party. I could invite men and women, teens on down were grayed out. Gee, we're being so family friendly here with barebottomed teen boys and treehouse sex, guess we better keep the teens out of the bachelor party. I don't get EA logic. I invited just guys because that's just weird to have girls there. What's the point? My chick, however, did not get a call about having a bachelorette party. Hmph. I really wanted to pin a.... nevermind. TMI again. She was home for the party. She did ask if he really wanted her there though. LOL She dressed all nice for it and stayed out of the way for the most part. I sent her out to garden. It's perfectly normal for vampires to garden at 9 p.m. Don't yours? OK, back to the party. The guys were having fun, drinks for everyone! Some "maid" showed up with a radio and danced in the kitchen. That's where the guys were getting all... hyper. Right, it's juice, remember? Ahem, sure. Just... juice, and treehouse sex and body hair. That was odd. I waited for the, um, expected outcome, but that didn't happen. She was done dancing and just decided to go watch TV with my chick. It was rather funny. The guys skinny dipped, drank more, and just had a good old time being boys. The party was a hit and all went home sicker than dogs I imagine. Good luck getting to work the next day guys. My guy automatically got dressed in what I assume is "bachelor wear". Complete with top hat.

I had planned on having a wedding shindig but after the bachelor party I just decided to get them married on the beach, at night, alone. It was so romantic. Yep, can't beat a night of fishing, catching bugs, and jamming on the guitars. Oh yeah, they looked at the stars, which I must say is too cute. And they get a nice buff too. I took some good piccies but who wants to see that stuff?

But, how come there aren't a slew of new swimsuits for the kids? With the water slide in there I thought they'd get some new suits. Well, OK, I guess they did if you want them to wear their normal clothes to go get soaked and muddy. Honestly EA, don't you know what kids are like? Gads.

And you might be wondering why I titled this "Giggle Fit". Well... because when I got to the body hair in CAS I just lost it. I mean, it's not the chest, tummy, arm or leg hair. It's the back hair. Lord, you can have a regular bigfoot if you want. Gross! I do not want my sims to look like they're wearing a sweater when they swim. Eeewww. That's just NASTY. And... and... and... in the thumbnails, for the arm hair, GASP, it shows the guy from the side with NO undies! Oh the humanity! But remember kids, this is a pure and clean game intended for FAMILY fun. Teen boys are hairless and older sims conceal their antics in showers with clear doors and treehouses that you once ate bugs in as a child. Perfectly suitable for 5 and up. Sarcasm, I love it.

Oh! Oh! I have an idea for a night of fun for my vamps. I'll send them out to garden, then they'll ride the water slide to the foot of the treehouse, and then they'll have sliver-inducing sex and fall asleep watching the stars. Aaahhh. As soon as I give them a tree that is.

And thank you to spladoum for commenting. I got the warm fuzzies knowing someone noticed me. *sniffle* Ah, I need to go. My eyes are watering from laughing at myself.