Mistress attempts Spelling error free blog post shocker!!!

Indeed! I am going to attempt a first for me today - I am going to type a bit slower and more carefully in order that I may produce at least one blog entry that has no spelling errors in it at all! - Correct punctuation aside of course! Do you folks realise how long that paragraph just took me??!! I refuse to say for fear of pointy laughing type gestures. Today I though i'd do one of those "insert some random picture someone thought it would be highly amusing to send me" things that has the slight undertone of "saw this and thought of you" messages... Hah hah haw! indeed... But anyway! What have I been upto this weekend? Well, apart from running around like a mad banshee woman tidying and cleaning one has been indulging in another of my un rock n roll passions - that of Cross Stitching - ok ok, stop laughing! Jeez! I got into this when I was having a right old rough time with my crumbling dust type bones. Making huge pretty pictures from teeny tiny little xxxxxx and ///// things - sometimes I can actually do that once ive spent several hours threading the flaming needle! This one Im doing now is of an American Indian releasing an eagle into the sky, and it has a burning red/orange and gold sunset in the background - and i can safely assume i will have a lot more grey hairs by the time that is finished! Speaking of Mad banshee tidying up - I came across David's rather battered leather jacket plus leather waistcoat jacket sewn on the top with Motorhead patches all over it from his - well, less quiet gardening days of headbanging so hard he gave himself whiplash injury... Im surprised he hadnt compressed his spine with the sheer weight of it... a hefty 10kg! Edit: This post was repeatedly edited over 74 times to correct awful, inexcusable spellings - this edit alone was edited 14 times.. go on, laugh all you want - I have my fingers in my ears and im singing so I cant hear youuuuuu!