Today I Got Divorced!

Well! Finally!!! for those who did not know (and most of you probably didnt) deep in Mistress' dark and lurky past I once did this thing and "got married" god knows why, and alas my only defence being that i got very poorly and once over the illness itself, my kindly doctor gave me this pill called Prozac and the next 16 moinths were a haze of fluffy clouds and melancoly... upon ceasing these wonderful pills Mistress sat down and thought OMG! what have I done?! and life trundled on until Mistress could no longer bear "Him indoors'" strange interest in WATCHING fishing on TV (not actually fishing mind you, just watching!)his rather grating hyena type laugh, his dodgy haircut,, his perchant for dance music and - the final straw - THE RED TRAINERS!!!!

Now, you look at ole Mistress, what does Mistress like? Create? Listren to? and bear a vague (albeit more sensible for work now) resemblance to ones avatar?! and I somehow married a guy who hated heavy metal, and wore red trainers, like fishing and bore a disturbing resemblance to Penfold out of Dangermouse - I was in a good mind to sue that doctor! Anyway, one has to make mistakes to learn from them! and I can kinda laugh now, and strangely enough me and him actually get on better now than we ever did... stingy get still wouldnt go half on the court costs tho! but alas i did all the legalities myself - being a bit of a control freak often works in yur advantage of eagerly swotting up on a few bits of law here and there to stop other people ripping you off! - and it was the best �400 ive ever spent!

So HURRAH to me! Im legally single once more!!! HURRAH!!!