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I am a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. I have been up-linked and downloaded, I have been in-putted and out-scored. I know the up side of downsizing and I know the down side of upgrading. I am a high tech low-life, a cutting-edge state of the art bi-coastal multitasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nano second.

I am new-wave, but I am old school, my inner-child is outward bound.

I am a hotwired, heat seeking, warmhearted, cool customer. Voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database and my database is in cyberspace so I am interactive, I am hyperactive, and from time to time I am radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curb, riding a wave, dodging a bullet, pushing the envelope. I am on point, on task, on message and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed, I got no urge to binge and purge. I am in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar.

A high concept, low profile, medium rage ballistic missionary. A street wise smart bomb, a top gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps.

You can not shut me up; you ca not dumb me down cuz I am tireless and I am wireless, I am an alpha-male on beta-blockers.

I am a hands on, footloose, knee-jerk head-case. Prematurely post-traumatic and I have a love child who sends me hate mail. But I am feeling, I am caring, I am healing, I am sharing. A supportive, bonding, nurturing primary caregiver. My output is down but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I like rough sex, I like tough love, I use the F word in my e-mail and the software in my hard drive is hardcore, no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van in a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I am toll free, bite size, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes. A fully equip, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated, medical miracle. I�ve been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuumed-packed, aaaand; I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

I am a rude dude, but I am the real deal. Lean and mean, cockglocked and ready to rock. Ruff, tough, and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride. Driving and moving, sailing and spinning, jiving and grooving, whalin� and winning. I don't snooze so I don't lose, I keep the peddle to the metal and the rubber on the road, I party hardy, and lunchtime is crunch time. I am �hangin in, there �aint no doubt, and I am �hangin tough. Over and out.

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