What's GREAT about being in a wheelchair.
Mostly people think of being in a wheelchair and only think of the negative. There are a ton of negatives out there of course like people using a handicapped spot "for just a few minutes" which sucks! Don't do it! But hardly anyone thinks of anything GOOD about it.......so let me fill you in and hopefully you'll get a chuckle out of them. ;) :)
#1) Shoes last a REALLY LONG TIME.;)
#2) You NEVER get asked to help a friend move. :P
#3) Sitting on your ass all day is not only accepted......it's expected. LOL
#4) The parking is great! (so long as it's not being abused by someone Able-Bodied)
#5 When going to a show if you didn't like the performer........it doesn't matter that you didn't give them a standing ovation......you didn't want to give it anyway and hey......you DON'T LOOK rude. :D
#6 When going to amusement parks...........front of the line baby. :P ;) :)
#7 Oh speaking of lines or lack there of.......hardly any waiting at the DMV either. ;) :D
#8) Bus fair is reduced.
#9) I never have to worry about there being any gum on the bottom of MY CHAIR.........well maybe occasionally my wheels. ;)
#10) I can shop without moving a muscle. Now how many of you ladies can say that (excluding internet or home shopping channels). ;)
#11) You're always sure to leave an impression on people........and it's not always referring to the tread marks a crossed people's shoes. ROTFL
Any other gimps out there feel free to add on one of your own. And yes of course Able-Bodied people can leave a comment too. :P I love walkies. :P After all.......some of my best friends are walkies. ;) :P :)
#12) When you have to wait for 30min+ at the cell phone store........you're the ONLY one with a seat. ;) :P