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Twas The Night Before Christmas
Published Dec 23, 2009


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fredbrenny

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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, cept Freddie and Barb with big open mouths

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, cept Freddie and Barb with big open mouths
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes they wouldn’t catch fire. So sisters beware!

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of everything but sim-plumbs danced in their heads
Barb had to hurry and lay out the cookies
While Freddie was sipping the nectar, not something for rookies…
"Freddie!!" Barb shouted "Save some for Santa!"
*Hick-up* said Fred “He just might think it’s Fanta”
Barb in her jammies and Fred in her heels
Just getting ready for a nice simmie nap, as it so feels
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
In startling wonder we hurried to see what was the matter
We made a dash away to the windows
While in our heads big expectations arose
When, what to our wondering eyes should appear,
But a big fancy car, an eight cylinder my dear…
Fred looked at Barb and Barb looked at Fred
My goodness could that be St Nick just ahead?
He walked right in, right up to the tree,
AH HA! He did say, is the rest of that bottle for ME??!
He poured him a glass and drank it with glee
Fred and Barb watched him swallow it just like tea
He was chubby and Plumb, a right jolly old bloke
They laughed when they saw him, Fred told him a joke
He spoke not a word, but went straight to work
He filled all the stockings then turned with a jerk
He sprang to his car and looked back as he whistled
Away he then drove, like the down of a thistle
The girls just heard him exclaim when he drove out of sight: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
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#33Peachybitz1Dec 29, 2009

I've only just read this...how fantastic \:D.. i love that it rhymes \:D..excellent..(he could've left you the car though!\;\) )

#34patha990Dec 31, 2009

\:rah\: So cute, and I am so late to read.  Oh well we have not passed 12th night yet so still is the season.  Hohoho!\:D

#35mensureJan 13, 2010

\:D Great!\:rah\: It's funny!\:D \:D

#36topaz27Jan 15, 2010

This was so much fun to read, brillant \:rah\: \:wub\:

#37mogan44Feb 20, 2010

Christmas has long passed but this gave me a chuckle!!!!  Well done!

#38Stace-KimFeb 25, 2010

Great Story Fred!  I'm a little late reading it, but it still put me in the spirit...for some yummy nectar, cookies, friends and family!

#39PreetlatesFeb 28, 2010

I think that's the coolest Santa I've yet come across! Well done!

#40spitzmagicDec 8, 2010

LOL I had to read it again...brings a smile to my face...god are'nt we good....LOL \:rah\: \:D \:wub\:

#41spitzmagicDec 8, 2010

oh dear I just saw it....The Collina's are in green.....\:wacko\:

#42ShokkyOct 23, 2011

Awesome!!! \:wub\:

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